Mariners?
Mariners.
Posts by Allen Almachar
THE PITT might be the best show with the worst online discourse in recent memory.
Randy is on fire right now
Mariners acting like they’re still shell shocked from last night.
Probably should’ve went with Brash there, Dan.
LOL
Uh oh
Just finished BATMAN: DARK PATTERNS. Fantastic. A street-level anthology that plays like a twisted noir thriller in the same vein as SE7EN. Looking forward to any possible deluxe/hardcover editions.
Josh Naylor out here dekeing out runners and hittin’ BOMBS.
Let’s go, JP!
What a pitch, Bazardo!
AMC Theatres is bringing three creepy cabin classics back to theaters:
The Evil Dead (1981) - April 24
Cabin Fever - May 1
The Cabin in the Woods - May 8
Tickets are on sale now.
A Mariners win? In this economy?
Randy!
Ichiro's statue having its bat broken upon reveal is sooo emblematic of the season so far.
Between DIE MY LOVE and THE DRAMA, Robert Pattinson's characters are having the worst luck with their relationships. #Filmsky
YOU, ME & TUSCANY (2026) maybe formulaic in its love story, but it’s balanced with some pretty big laughs. It doesn’t just follow the tropes of the rom-com genre, it embraces them. My review.
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You're better than that, Soderbergh.
Mariners doing Mariners things.
First off: Happy Birthday, Félix.
Second: He's only 40??
That’s like the exact opposite of Mike Cameron hitting four homers in one game lol
You gotta be kidding me
Wins are better than loses, I say. #GoMariners
Finally, some runs.
THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE (2026) is the epitome of “Style Over Substance.” Sure, it’s a bright and colorful distraction, but not much more than that. My review.
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Phew, this latest episode of THE PITT should be called “Burnout.” Everyone is on edge.
It makes sense since medical residents come and go all the time. Narratively, it's a bummer. I really liked the character and Ganesh played the part well.
Kirk Cousins got a HOF caliber agent.
Let’s go, Cal!