Regulation wins should be 3 points instead of 2.

Ah, the “Fuck Yourself Thin” diet.

The refs have completely lost control of this game.

We were spared another Suzuki missed shootout.

Will Montreal ever score again?

The highest quality video of the moon was just released…
so beautiful

* Artemis II

I lost 3 years off my life

Montreal is so obsessed with getting Caufield his 50th goal they completely forgot how to play hockey.

It could use a little more Boston too…

Meme of ma praying with label “I too, would like to get nailed on Good Friday”

E

And all this on Pride night 🙄

He’s got those Magic Hands, mama…

But fucking the illiterate and the lazy is community service.

$2.74/L CND

Didn’t Evans do the same thing last year against Carolina in their final game?

I assume anyone sending me a message must be a bot

Don’t hold your breath to ride the O-Train…

I could have met you at the airport 😊

I think that’s a prerequisite.

I hope this doesn’t affect his Ironman streak.

Happy birthday 🎊

Nurse: here are 4 big pills to take
Me: gulp
Nurse: wow that was impressive, I thought you’d take them one at a time
Me: I partied in the 90s…I know how to take pills

I can still hear her laughing

Man in hospital gown lying down

Knee surgery went well. It will be a while before I get to go home.

COLE!!!! 40!!!!!

He was on Factually! with Adam Connover talking about that book.