i’m sorry to say a lot has happened since you last logged off

i’ve had a 10/10 day in lincolnshire

i don’t think the cultural and political divide between indians in india and british second gen indians has been this deep in a while. and i say british because there’s defo american fash, and indians because the fascism is deepest with indians over other south asians these days

the indian/diaspora divide currently most well summed up by the dominant media in our feeds: india is deep in dhurandhar 2, a toxic male propaganda film. south asian diaspora shouting about bait, a nuanced satire on film with moving storytelling about racism.

there cumin my curry

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

back in hospital again rishi? but you’ve only just recovered from surgery. this must be so difficult for your family

a little bit of observational content gor you this morning: i feel like whole meal farmhouse bread has died a death? who remembers wholemeal farmhouse. the sourdough sun comes and infests our proud british bread aisle

always find the local angle

ah lads i teared up at this

indian audience not caring sir

hope you’ve recovered from your operation rishi

there’s an entire genre of rishi sunak ai slop for indian immigrants you’re all missing out on

is anyone else’s cat absolutely feral for protein shakes

don’t worry india has a….certain skill….in making bill gates attend events he has not in the room for. or even, aware is happening.

i’ve been saying from the start that a king charles praying with the pope was going to lead us to disaster

a good bosh guy and evil bosh guy suggests a lib dem bosh guy: he shouts bosh after eating food by ukrainian refugees and then immediately agrees to benefit sanctions

sadly my partner says im not allowed to create a life size communion wafer jesus until we move in to a larger home. does anyone have recommendations for an estate agent

how many communion wafers do you need to create a full size recreation of the body of christ and also how can i preserve this from the elements

oh not a bad shout!

has anyone ever tried communion wafer tiramisu

if i buy 500 communion wafers does anyone have any recipe ideas for what i can make with 499 communion wafers

“this is my marry me chicken. these are my cuddle me lentils” ok thanks here’s a portion of my haemorrhoid inducing beef

i don’t let my cat out on days it rains because he brings muddy prints home and i need you to know that he hasn’t gone out once in 2026. can you imagine how insane he’s getting yelling at rain through the window every day

grow up

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