I love that ChatGPT is basically "Ask Jenny McCarthy a question"

Using a VPN May Subject You to NSA Spying US lawmakers are pressing Tulsi Gabbard to reveal whether using a VPN can strip Americans of their constitutional protections against warrantless surveillance.

For fucks sake.

Either let corporations spy on you or a government that doesn’t have your best interests at heart.

www.wired.com/story/using-...

Someone take me to see Meg Thee Stallion on Broadway please.

I’m sorry to hear that.

I asked the delivery driver, but she opted out.

Thank you!

Quick! I need help on a project!

Name two songs your dad listens/listened to.

#DadMusic #Music

Are you tho? I can’t tell.

Yes! That is concerning!

I’ve been playing a lot of Hades lately. Demeter seems unstable.

It is now 35 degrees.

Beating the previous high of 91 degrees

It is 92 degrees in March, 36 degrees above average.

Everyone Has Trump’s Phone Number Now The president’s personal iPhone has been lighting up.

You can just call Donald Trump 🤣
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I’m going to be honest with you. This weather is concerning.

Seeds are plant eggs.

Oh I see. It’s because your hair is better now.

Fetterman sucks. He needs to be recalled.

No need for a warrant either!

The FBI is buying Americans’ location data “We do purchase commercially available information.”

www.theverge.com/news/897145/...

Just let Conan do an hour-long set and send the winners out in a press release.

I didn’t hate One Battle After Another but, I don’t get the hype.

Hamnet got robbed.

If not war, why Dept of War involved?

I didn’t see that dog today. It’s raining outside today, ya ding dong.

Trump said this week that Iran was 2 weeks away from having a nuclear bomb. This is what he said in July.

This is a real dog I saw at Hy-Vee while walking in. I do not know where the owner was. It was the chillest dog I have ever seen.

I love being randomly subscribed to Substack email lists for people I’ve never heard of.

/s

Every time I have ever taken any medication

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Oh you worked at McKinsey?