Sowing/Reaping

@DOGGEAUX on twitter: me: octopi could hug 4 people simultaneously, because god blessed with the ability. they don't even hug one person, because they have made covenant with the devil. any questions churchgoer: where is our regular pastor me: in a better place now. sit down immediately

Hearing a coworker switch to babydoll voice on the phone and it is jarring.

Already clocked out for vacation in my heart

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

I've got "sprained ankle because sheets were tucked too tight". Every day is truly a winding road.

Fuck to the Palantir

Sleep schedule is really wrecked this week! Good night!

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

For a guy that supposedly doesn't drink he sure surrounds himself with a lot of drunks

I really like "experienc[ing] society as a metaphor for ourselves". If you go around thinking everything sucks now maybe, actually, it's you that sucks.

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

The greasy oval or the dirt clod?

But I was posting about buttholes pejoratively!

it doesn't matter how good your argument is if you are arguing with a person who is committed to misunderstanding you, and also has nothing to do other than argue

"we're pivoting from shoes to AI!" is the most CEO coke brained shit I've ever heard

I’d also do stuff where I’d say “did you keep the secret? The secret we learned in space?” and when Victor asked me what I meant I’d say never mind and change the subject

gane dialog screen reading Something bad is about to happen. Do you wish to proceed? Accept Cancel

LOGGING ON

Ooh baby Mariqueen singing Heresy fits so perfectly I'm amazed we haven't seen this before

If you're using chatgpt for therapy please talk to me instead. Neither of us is licensed but at least I have real human empathy.

I just know there’s a band called Geese, it’s not my business otherwise

millennials will never understand the delicious taste of lead

Tapping the sign

Once again

JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR MΕ.

Me, seeing Hungarian elections results

Holy fuckin shit I am still crying from @pftompkins.bsky.social at NNF. What a great show so far