*drops edible gummy on floor*
*eats edible gummy off of floor*

F

I am sad

I am married
I want to have sex
Wife does not want to have sex
I do not have sex
🤷‍♂️

America is run by MBAs; China is run by engineers… I think I’ve got an inkling of which approach is going to work better in the long run.

Did y’all know you can get your chips bone in?

It’s beautiful

Air fryers have inched us that much closer to spray can food from Phil of the Future

GRRRRIIIIIIIIFFFFFFIIIIITTTHHHHH

It’s wild that with alcohol you drink a little silly juice and you turn into a little silly goose

I predict with the wealth inequality/ cash flow divergence we’re seeing in household finances we’re going to see a shift in language with a High American English dialect and a Low American English further dividing the nation in the long term with education diverging further along economic lines

rent raiser

Can RFK Jr explain why my batteries taste bitter?????

Aaand let’s see what’s going on in conservo-fasciland… alternative realities

Oh wait no he just wanted to give a Ted Talk at the tax payers expense

Is it a coincidence this military meeting is being called while a shutdown is happening? Imagine if they tried to use military force against Dems saying they are treasonous for not voting to fund the government

I got a weekend with the in laws that do not watch CFB (or sports) in cell service & internet scarse Eufala AL 😭

This 715-945 class is fucking bunzzz man no one was supposed to learn accounting with others this late #mba

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way.

by Ezra Klein

I don’t care that much haha but fair enough

So he is kind of owning me - a liberal - in that regard

I must drink it too when I visit

I couldn’t live with that kind of cognitive dissonance but he does him haha

Oh fuck those

Yeah he also drinks black rifle coffee and pretty much tries to do as much biz as possible with conservative brands it’s so weird how he’ll talk shit about performative woke people lmao

It’s also super noticeable in more rural areas. We live in ATL and see it some but if we go to visit my parents in oconee county it’s a coin toss on if someone is wearing something like that

I think it’s been a thing since 2020. At least that’s when my dad picked up some similar swag with like the flag on the sleeve. I remember I was taken aback when I saw him start wearing the stuff as it was defo an aesthetic shift from his typical country club attire.

my extremely conservative dad - a white collar lawyer who has never done anything even tangential to the military or physical labor - eats that shit it up its so funny to me. He's also really into rucking now bc 'its what the Seals do' ahhahahahha

Ross Nothought has done it again… is it toxic empathy to just following Jesus’ teachings my guy??

Children of Men ass tineline