"Finally"

Shopping🐊

We're all bottoms when God is on top of all 🛐

Gar D. Gate

Can't wait until the post meta humor of things happening before GTA VI turns into things happening afterwards that should have been happened a long time ago.

"Bro we really started globally reducing our Carbon footprint after GTA VI 💀💀💀"

Cherry Crossing

A new villager comes to town! I had the absolute pleasure of creating this Cherry commission for a fellow Animal Crossing-enthusiast.

Need me a bitch that bounces on it Mike's Way

Just crankin' my hog #MarioKartWorld

But we're gonna focus on sending people to Mars!!! 🥲🔫

Google Rewards just gave me 26¢ for listening to a Dave Blunts song. Thank you Mr. Blunts, I will be using this on gacha gaming.

Star Wars? 😪
Star Trek? 😴
Star Fox????? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

Moon rabbits #ff14

blue dog

I need them to add a "Fuck You" option in Pokémon TCG Pocket that works like "Thank You", but instead of giving you one shop ticket gives me one of your shop tickets. You can still thank me and give me another ticket. Would be great for when my opponents only win when I dead draw or if I hate them.

"Student Driver" is just an anagram of "Target" probably.

What if Trump becomes the new Pope too?

2025 has taught me that being autistic is woke and gay.

I'm stuck on the Nubblocke challenge and might crash out the next time I play

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER OH, DEAR -- I BETTER GET STARTED ON MY HOMEWORK RADIO PROGRAM- - - SCIENTISTS ARE NOW WORKING ON A NEW SUPER-ATOM BOMB--- 2000 TIMES MORE DESTRUCTIVE- - - ( NANCY THINKS ABOUT THE ATOM BOMB, AND THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH) SOMEHOW THAT HOMEWORK DOESN'T SEEM VERY IMPORTANT

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15,1947

I'm from BALTIMORE BABY!!! Yeah I BLEED PURPLE and PISS ORANGE and my doctor says I don't have much time.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Caffeine isn't strong enough anymore I need crack

Roflfox the Fox 🦊

Cartoony Commission for @roflfox.bsky.social

Pussy got me like OO II A I OO II I AA II

*using my health insurance*
Erm, what the Cigna? 🤓👍

Congrats!!! 🎉🎉

I do believe in agendas and conspiracies sometimes

But also, I kinda hate talking to people who don’t believe that random shit can just happen for no reason