It has every aspect of a Christmas movie save for flying reindeer

Do you not get tired of being wrong every year?

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Booooo you’re supposed to try new things on your birthday

It’s your birthday. Go blow out the candle and eat some cake

They said “rich”, not “wealthy”.

… with them.

Happy Birthday goodas from bert @grumpyduchess.bsky.social 🥳 I hope you have the most amazing Birthday filled with love, happiness, blessings and festivities abound. 🫶🏾

After dark is any time you want if you're bold enough. There's always some part of the world in darkness

If only I haven’t been hearing that for years now.

You get it 😂😂

🫶🏾

Exactly cause ntn never cut

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Happy (belated) Birthday pretty girl. I hope your day was amazing and full of festivities and this new year brings you blessings and success

Emphasis on the SHOW

A woman who gonna show me she can tek any woman she thinks I’m pursuing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

If she’s fucking other women (that she thinks I’m interested in and trying to show me SHE can pull the bitches) then I’ll take the call

Every day above ground is a good day

Call Eminem

I’m holding you to that

I think it would look good on… you

You need to step out of your comfort zone sometimes. Take a risk, you just might like it.

We cuss and we breakup then we fuck n we makeup

Neon yellow. Almond. Ring finger on both hands neon pink.

What y’all craving the most rn?

I dont think DJ Mustard realize what he did to himself 😭😭😭😭😭