I regret to tell you that nobody respects America after this clown show.

Apparently Cork City Council has a dog fouling committee.

"So! Where will we send the dogs to shit this week?"

CNN put together a montage of Trump saying as far back as March 9 that his war against Iran "is going to be finished pretty quickly," then him saying that same thing over and over for the past six weeks

Any other family would be searching for a nice place to take care of him.

I'm old enough to remember when the Irish Times was a serious newspaper. Hard to believe, but true all the same.

Has there ever been a USA president before Trump who used a war to manipulate the markets for insider trading?

Maybe there was.

I just don't know who.

Market goes up. Market goes down.

If Trump really wanted MAGA to believe his ear grew back, why dress up as Jesus?

Why not Wolverine?

Listen.

Ears do not grow back.

Cartilage does not heal.

Got it?

How about Operation Epic Fuck-up?

Or all four

What he actually said was "If the cap fits ..."

His close friends call him Old Monk.

Trump Only Fucks Up.

From TACO to TOFU

The latest Anthropic product is being withheld because it can detect and exploit the flaws in any code.

So what happens when LLMs decide to test and rewrite their own code?

What happens when they strive for perfection?

That's when we get Skynet.

It's not far off.

He defended nothing except his own ass.

He's a fucking gowl.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Tell me this guy isn't fucking demented.

You can't beat that good old Protective Missile Resistant Steel.

Quentin Tarantino is making a film about a drunken Fox News presenter.

Gulp Fiction.

Mick Mulvaney spent years promoting Trump's lies and even served for a year as his chief of staff.

When such a person says that Trump's war on the Pope is stupid, he's not thinking right and wrong.

He's thinking politics.

He's saying Trump needs the Catholics and he's losing them.

Hegseth’s prayer from Ezekiel was particularly moving.

“I have seen things you people would not believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.”

Hegseth's Pentagon prayer sounds like 'Pulp Fiction' line; here's why During a prayer at the Pentagon on Wednesday, Pete Hegseth appeared to paraphrase "Pulp Fiction" rather than the real Ezekiel 27:17 Bible verse.

As if Trump's idiot cabinet couldn't get any more ludicrous, check out Hegseth quoting a passage he believes is from the bible, but is actually Jules's scary-shit speech in Pulp Fiction.

Whiskey Pete quotes from the Book of Tarantino.

Last week, one of the protesters suggested we should be drilling for oil.

Fair enough but I still can't understand one thing.

Why would a highly-trained professional geologist give it all up and go driving a truck?

Where did we see no fuel protests?

The US Embassy.

Shannon airport.

Trump's golf course.

Why was that?