DM: Last time the party saved the mitflit king.
Kobold Bard: Unfortunately.
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*watches two undercover cops and one regular cop vehicle flip lights and pull across the median*
Wife: Not our problem.
Me: No, but I'm a nosy bitch.
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A true reversal of fate.
The joys of Cards Agaonst Humanity.
"Looks like peggings back on the menu"
#cah #outofcontext
Director: The basses should have an easy time with this piece.
Me: I, V, I, IV, V... yup, that's a bass part.
#choir #baritone
Them: That was tough.
Me: Yeah, those are called tri tones. They normally torture the Altos with them.
#choir #baritone
GM: Good job on that dazzle. It whiffed four swings because I rolled sub five in the last two turns.
Orc Cleric *dances*
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Orc Gunslinger: I'd help you, but I'm not there. I'm at the tower getting traumatized.
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Kobold Bard: Throw the "warming oil" and then the fireball.
Kobold Rogue: Noooo, my aberration lube!
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GM: You have a hero point.
Kobold Rogue: But I don't wanna because it's funny.
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GM: It's Barbarian's go. It moved up to you,that was its first mistake.
Kobold Barbarian proceeds to drop the opponent in one turn.
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Kobold Rogue: OK, 'Holy shit!' Was my first action.
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Kobold Bard: I trust the rogue to find the traps.
Orc Cleric & Kobold Rogue: With their/my face!
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"Yeah, this definitely feels like something Tetsuya Nomura would come up with." - Naoki Yoshida, in an interview pertaining to Final Fantasy.
This is going to get some mileage. ✨️
Cartoon me lusting over Resident Evil Requiem's Hot Uncle Leon S. Kennedy with a scared, screaming Grace Ashcroft is behind him.
I also don’t go here (Horror Games), BUT LEON 👀👀👀👀👀👀💦 #re9
Orc Cleric: Wait, the Kyton was depressed and wanted to die? I'm now conflicted.
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GM: I need a Will save as the opponent you grabbed suddenly appears as you grandfather.
Orc Cleric: *Nat 20* Nice try.
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Kobold Bard: So I succeeded using Fascinating Performance.
GM: And you're about to start running.
KB: And SHE has to follow!
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Walk into a room with cages
Kobold Bard: This is the perfect opportunity to use Facinating Performance.
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When the Orc Battle Cleric tends the boo boo on the Kobold Rogue, then bitch slaps the wisp that caused the boo boo.
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Orc Gunslinger: You can't intimidate a wisp, its a ball of light.
Kobold Rogue: Your mother was a dimmer switch!
Orc Cleric: That's not intimidate, that's incite.
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Can hands hear?
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Neceomantic Handjobs was not something I expected to hear today.
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Kobold Rogue: We're going up!
Kobold Bard: I'm not as experienced with that.
Kobold Barbarian glares.
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GM: You open the door and see the marvelous Azlanti Architecture.
Party: Another 10ft hallway!
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GM: You see blue lights that are obviously wisps.
Orc Cleric *rolls wisp lore, Nat 1* That's weird. But wisps are weird. They could just be circling bones.
GM: ...you're not WRONG.
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GM: OK, you have shibari'd the werewolf.
Kobold Barbarian: We knotted the wolf!
GM: In Golarion, you know wolf??
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