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Posts by Zalgardis

DM: Last time the party saved the mitflit king.
Kobold Bard: Unfortunately.
#pathfinder2e

1 week ago 4 1 0 0
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1 week ago 11 2 1 0

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*watches two undercover cops and one regular cop vehicle flip lights and pull across the median*
Wife: Not our problem.
Me: No, but I'm a nosy bitch.
#outofcontext

1 week ago 3 0 0 0

A true reversal of fate.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

The joys of Cards Agaonst Humanity.
"Looks like peggings back on the menu"
#cah #outofcontext

2 weeks ago 3 0 0 0
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Director: The basses should have an easy time with this piece.
Me: I, V, I, IV, V... yup, that's a bass part.
#choir #baritone

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Them: That was tough.
Me: Yeah, those are called tri tones. They normally torture the Altos with them.
#choir #baritone

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

GM: Good job on that dazzle. It whiffed four swings because I rolled sub five in the last two turns.
Orc Cleric *dances*
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3 weeks ago 4 1 0 0
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Orc Gunslinger: I'd help you, but I'm not there. I'm at the tower getting traumatized.
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3 weeks ago 6 1 0 0

Kobold Bard: Throw the "warming oil" and then the fireball.
Kobold Rogue: Noooo, my aberration lube!
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1 month ago 5 1 0 0

GM: You have a hero point.
Kobold Rogue: But I don't wanna because it's funny.
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1 month ago 10 1 1 0

GM: It's Barbarian's go. It moved up to you,that was its first mistake.
Kobold Barbarian proceeds to drop the opponent in one turn.
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1 month ago 5 1 0 0

Kobold Rogue: OK, 'Holy shit!' Was my first action.
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1 month ago 6 1 0 0

Kobold Bard: I trust the rogue to find the traps.
Orc Cleric & Kobold Rogue: With their/my face!
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1 month ago 4 1 0 0
"Yeah, this definitely feels like something Tetsuya Nomura would come up with." - Naoki Yoshida, in an interview pertaining to Final Fantasy.

"Yeah, this definitely feels like something Tetsuya Nomura would come up with." - Naoki Yoshida, in an interview pertaining to Final Fantasy.

This is going to get some mileage. ✨️

1 month ago 15 3 0 0
Cartoon me lusting over Resident Evil Requiem's Hot Uncle Leon S. Kennedy with a scared, screaming Grace Ashcroft is behind him.

Cartoon me lusting over Resident Evil Requiem's Hot Uncle Leon S. Kennedy with a scared, screaming Grace Ashcroft is behind him.

I also don’t go here (Horror Games), BUT LEON 👀👀👀👀👀👀💦 #re9

1 month ago 57 8 2 0
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Orc Cleric: Wait, the Kyton was depressed and wanted to die? I'm now conflicted.
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1 month ago 4 1 0 0

GM: I need a Will save as the opponent you grabbed suddenly appears as you grandfather.
Orc Cleric: *Nat 20* Nice try.
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1 month ago 5 1 0 0

Kobold Bard: So I succeeded using Fascinating Performance.
GM: And you're about to start running.
KB: And SHE has to follow!
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1 month ago 4 1 0 0

Walk into a room with cages
Kobold Bard: This is the perfect opportunity to use Facinating Performance.
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1 month ago 5 1 0 0

When the Orc Battle Cleric tends the boo boo on the Kobold Rogue, then bitch slaps the wisp that caused the boo boo.
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1 month ago 5 1 0 0

Orc Gunslinger: You can't intimidate a wisp, its a ball of light.
Kobold Rogue: Your mother was a dimmer switch!
Orc Cleric: That's not intimidate, that's incite.
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1 month ago 6 3 0 0

Can hands hear?
#pathfinder2e #outofcontextttrpg

1 month ago 4 1 0 0
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Neceomantic Handjobs was not something I expected to hear today.
#pathfinder2e #outofcontextttrpg

1 month ago 3 1 0 0

Kobold Rogue: We're going up!
Kobold Bard: I'm not as experienced with that.
Kobold Barbarian glares.
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1 month ago 3 1 0 0

GM: You open the door and see the marvelous Azlanti Architecture.
Party: Another 10ft hallway!
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1 month ago 3 1 0 0

GM: You see blue lights that are obviously wisps.
Orc Cleric *rolls wisp lore, Nat 1* That's weird. But wisps are weird. They could just be circling bones.
GM: ...you're not WRONG.
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2 months ago 8 2 0 0

GM: OK, you have shibari'd the werewolf.
Kobold Barbarian: We knotted the wolf!
GM: In Golarion, you know wolf??
#pathfinder2e

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