A screenshot from the language learning app Clozemaster, which says 'Ich habe das *space* verloren. Underneath the translation is listed, "I just lost the game."
fuck u clozemaster (love u really)
Crazy that housework used to be people's entire jobs and now we have to cook and clean and do laundry and everything while ALSO working :(
NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
i inspired this
Whitney from Animal Crossing and David Byrne in Stop Making Sense in the Office 'They're the the same picture' meme
@noted.bones.haver.zone
Pixel art of a gnoll holding a staff and wearing a blue cloak
My character Embereye - not completely happy with it but I think it's pretty alright idk
Choosing to interpret this as you using your time travelling wizard powers to go back to before mock the week was cancelled
oooo interesting, what's the context?
👀 take my money!!!!
That does sound interesting!! I just think it would be cool to explore the setting a bit more, the city and the island have always felt like a tabletop setting to me hehe
also, Cage of Souls TTRPG when?
a graphic showing the mock up CHILDREN OF TIME The roleplaying game book against a background of a planet and a long tubular ark spaceship.
🚀 NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!🚀
We're absolutely over the bloody moon to be making the Children of Time RPG!
Mina, Grant and Elaine have been sequestered away with author Adrian Tchaikovsky, building a new Ark to take you to the far reaches of space.
But what (or who) is waiting for you out there?
Wow!! Feels like this crossover was made specifically for me!
What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion
An screenshot of the inside of a house in Animal Crossing New Horizons, with a monkey character in the bottom right hammering at workbench. In the middle of the room is brown wooden table, and at the back of the room, under the window, is a blue and orange sleeping bag lying on the floor. The room has no other furniture.
You may not like it, but this is what the ideal male living space looks like.
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
tfw you're 3 hours into a 2 hour move and there's still 45 minutes left
Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
Are we counting visual novels?
Either way I think some of the romances in Rogue Trader are really good
woaw 2026... year of the kobold....
Rian Johnson and Jay Hulme, crossover of the century
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
ace attorney wearing a santa hat, saying 'christmas means its christmas!'
merry christmas gang
I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.
wow, what kind of watercolours did you use? This is absolutely gorgeous
i know this is stupid but i read was stressing as wes streeting and honestly they're basically synonymous
chocolate star on door 15
10/10 i love this star
chocolate ginger bread man on door 14
AAAAAAA HES BACK