Yeah gotta be honest, that exact phrase did come to mind too 😂

Just enjoyed some remove-the-scorpion-from-the-bathroom action before bedtime. It sauntered in through the door and round the room to the en-suite where it caught my attention enough for me to emit a “wtf is that? Oh it’s a scorpion”. Safely removed outside again

I can’t help but feel there’s some kind of Computer based “Kunstliche Intelligenz <etwas><etwas>” joke in here, struggling to get out. C’mon interwebs, you can surely help

Safari time.

Read the article that made pro-fash tech company palantir sue The Republic newspaper in Switzerland

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Having to explain pounds, shillings and pence to the lad and now my head hurts. Danced quickly around weights. Oof 😬

Hello Udawalawe National park!
(There are Monkeys! I mean other than us, obvs)

An art piece with the words “GOD [infinity-symbol] R.I.P”

RIP

An art piece with the words “GOD [infinity-symbol] R.I.P”

RIP

@sky.skymarchini.net on Bluesky “Move fast and break things” as an ethos was always going to run into “laws are a hinderance to xyz” and while people may cheekily call it ‘cyberpunk’ or such the reality is it’s nothing more than white collar criminality and should be prosecuted as such [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Move fast and break laws

Fortunately it’s our last day in this particular location in Sri Lanka, since literally right next door they started building a stage and PA for some thing at 4am (bang bang bang bang) and started sound-checking at 6am. 🥴

It’s absolutely _rodding_ it down here. It’s quite impressive.

Turns out that the place we’re staying at is owned/run by an artist and author who has published 4 books on Banksy. 🤘🏻

Turns out that the place we’re staying at is owned/run by an artist and author who has published 4 books on Banksy. 🤘🏻

@simonwhale.bsky.social on Bluesky Hilarious . Now moaning renewables are too efficient 🤣🤣🤣🫣

Back in the day they promised Nuclear-generated power would be “too cheap to meter”, but that one got roundly fisted too. It’s a constant wonder to me just how badly we can feck things up as a species.

Cartoon evil corp

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Swam with the Turtles in the Indian ocean. Lovely serene creatures, looking at me and the rest of the herd with this “do you mind? We’re trying to eat breakfast” look on their faces.

Can’t blame them, really.

Our AI Will Murder Your Employees, Pleasure Their Spouses, and Raise Their Children

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Let sleeping dogs lie

@eizebasa.baby on Bluesky BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

They need your man bloobs

“Get the instigators of war at the front lines” was my first thought 🤭

Perfect name

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Play with it, you’ll actually enjoy computers again. No joke.

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I honestly trust Voodoo Witch-doctors more than I trust most Economists. Especially since most witch doctors didn’t study at the Chicago school of economics

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@pwnallthethings.bsky.social on Bluesky it's a field full of people who's closest actual job analogy is being a forensic accountant, who thinks their closest job analogy is being an superhero from an action movie

<snortlaugh>

Ate a Sri Lankan sour orange raw - wasn’t aware you don’t generally eat them raw. Hilarious burning lips and chin afterwards. Lesson learned! 😂

An aging clown viewed from behind, having not wet himself, but looking like he has.

Unbelievably, I haven’t pissed myself

Visited a Buddhist temple and prayed for the instant disappearance of the psychopaths of the world