works for me, feel free to never vote again

San Diego Padres (all of them): 18 HR

James Wood, CJ Abrams: 16 HR

Katie Casey was baseball mad, Had the fever and had it bad. Just to root for the home town crew, Ev'ry sou al Katie blew. On a Saturday her young beau Called to see if she'd like to go To see a show, but Miss Kate said "No, I'll tell you what you can do:"

Learned that Take Me Out To The Ball Game has verses, and now I can’t stop singing them like Thin Lizzy doing “The Boys Are Back In Town”

i take your point, but he's probably not the best person to ask to do that

the sports news graphic trend has gotta change

i remain extremely disturbed that no one at any level of the opposition besides potential voters is talking about what needs doing with people like this

year after year of inept offenses, all star players turning into pumpkins, and nothing done about it but adding "offensive coordinators" and "assistant hitting coaches"

we should destroy aj preller

if you had to search for a core offensive identity for this team in the last 5 years it would be "making slap dicks look like cy young winners"

Thankfully it is time for basketball

Rooting for a disaster draft

Getting owned by Tommy Sugar in Coors and watching middle middle cookies because Steven Souza Jr. told you to be patient

Is anyone on this team ever gonna hit a home run again

Oh brother this guy STINKS

Well, his name’s not Strikeouter Buehler

Typical souplantation visit, used to not have to risk the wrath of Poseidon for that

I could never be a pitcher cause Craiger would have to immediately come get me if I gave up a hit to a guy using mambo no. 5 as his walk up song I’d be too mad to do anything

Those people got what they deserved

The concept of cruises is horrifying to me from the jump, but disneys really using “a different menu every night” as a selling point? That feels like it should be bare minimum stuff for your vacation in mono jail

Castellanos at Coors

Dalton Rushing’s most prominent vibe is “needed a few more corrective ass kickings as a kid”

"it's not a big deal that juan soto wore headphones during hitting meetings in san diego"

"it's not a big deal that juan soto changed his number and didn't tell his yankees team mates"

"it's not a big deal that juan soto literally doesn't talk to any of the other mets"

juan soto, cj abrams, and james wood keep confirming all my priors

Accidentally heard about 30s of the afternoon show in the car and it was Chris Ello being bored while explaining the rules of one of their dumb games, then TGJ angrily interrupting him with “can you guys hear me now?!” because Skraby is constantly messing up as per

as a subscribe to the first idea, i am begging for the second

every new piece of information seems to distance feliciano from anything but the paperwork at chelsea, and it's not like the padres are some well oiled machine that can be parted out by PE anyway

Yes we should. This has been a crisis since they got mad because they didn’t know Obamacare and the ACA were the same thing, the moderate position is retributive and forced re-education. They will eat shit til they die as long as someone they view as “other” has to smell their breath.

Dalton Rushing after seeing Jung Hoo Lee possibly injured in play at the plate: “Fuck Em”

coors is the best bar in denver