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the mets: why god why must you give us your hardest battles

god: im literally asking you to win one fucking baseball game so that mox will shut up

[crosses self] Looper, I shuddered (but you aren’t wrong!)

If only, if only

The saving grace always

I can live with “top” 3-4

The Metsing-est

Tell me you don't remember Heilman without etc

Ah yes, memories of the Heilman era

We WILL find out

What the successful-bunting fuck #mets

I love her

thiiiiiis -- Mortal Error hive, assemble

Edwin Diaz to the IL with 'loose bodies' in his elbow.

*BITES TONGUE*

#LGM

That's so true--despite being called "fingers," they do rarely seem to fing. Do you want some help staring at them for the next few hours to see if that changes?

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if the Phillies lose tonight, then the Mets and Phillies will be a combined 2-20 in their last 22 games

the Washington Nationals, meanwhile, have scored the most runs of any team in baseball

Good evening. “The Mets” was a sociological study conducted over 65 years. The study is now complete. Thank you for your time.

We are now the worst team in the majors. Throneberry-ass roster

nooooooooooOOOooOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO

no

#mets

Et tu Conforto? #MetsSky

I fear that’s true. Boy Wonder is overmatched

I don’t know either. 194 3Bs playing out of position and none of them hitting; I guess Mendy gets fired but then what?

I just cannot

I also wondered this and then made a command decision to enjoy/not care

"New York's Cutest" 💀

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Loo, a grey cat with white socks, is napping again

#caturday at the bean store