"Bit of a weird one. Presumably Mr Trump just didn’t know what he was talking about."

Evergreen conclusion from News.com.au

That headline hasn't aged very well. Never heard anyone discuss this before

Couldn't the Romans have found the risen Jesus and crucified him again the following week? Repeat that enough and we could have a long weekend every week! #PraiseJudas

Attorney General Bondi Announces Department of Justice Prioritization of Animal Welfare Enforcement Attorney General Pamela Bondi announced today a historic plan to combat animal welfare crimes and to strengthen coordination and enforcement efforts between federal agencies, including the Department’...

I thought Trump had created a different job for Noem to fall into.
www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attor...

Not that anybody asked, but…

The first 13 months of Biden’s term, the stock market rose 12%, setting a record high closing of 11 times.

The first 13 months of Trump’s second term, the market rose 10%, setting a record high closing of 10 times.

So four falsehoods already.

I do wish he could call an early election to give him the opportunity to prove that.

Show some compassion for the poor American players in this difficult time... now they probably have to meet Trump and eat some shitty hamburgers.

4 times as many measles cases in a few weeks than US typically averages in a whole year: CDC It comes as South Carolina is dealing with the largest outbreak recorded since measles was declared eliminated within the U.S. in 2000.

#MAHA
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

And the number of times she rang the bell was bigger than the average number of tickets sold per theatre.

He'll accidentally call him Ronald soon enough.

There was a time bestiality would get you up on charges.

Well, you know what they say about men with small feet?

(* cue horrible mental images of Trump rubbing his cloaca against Stormy Daniels *) #PenguinPenisTrump

ICE CAN BE DEADLY. And now, to the weather...

And the Second.

Just to be clear: Watch out for ice AND Watch out for ICE.
Both are cold and slippery and will kill you for no reason.

"Can't I just donate a million dollars instead", asked all invitees.

Isn't that cap a sign of gang affiliation?

I swear I've seen it in mug shots before.

Deny FIFA Peace Lareate Donald Trump his much wanted moment in the spotlight. Boycott World Cup matches in the US.

Tell FIFA that Canada and Mexico should host all matches, or their bank balance suffers.

Greenland locals mock Americans for fentanyl use in savage video trend Greenlanders have savagely joked about introducing 'American culture' to the Danish island that Donald Trump is threatening to take over by mimicking fentanyl users

Also found on Drudge: Bringing American Culture to Greenland
www.themirror.com/news/us-news...

Important perspective from Greenland.

I wonder how FIFA Peace Laureate Donald Trump would cope with Carney encouraging a World Cup boycott, denying Trump his chance to host and grandstand.

Hear that, Saudi Arabia? This is your chance to get rid of Iran!

Time to boycott the #FIFA World Cup

US VP JD Vance and Erica Kirk to welcome first child soon after.

Grok is so much worse than you think.

US State Department threatening UK government for investigating Elon Musk's child pornography generating LLM, Grok:

www.techdirt.com/2026/01/15/state-departm...

The French far right really needs to stand up to these foreigners sneaking across the Channel to steal their jobs. #AllezVousFaireFoutreRosbifs

Presented? Gave? Handed over as a bribe?