((Migraine debuff, so turning in early tonight...

On the bright side, I dug deep and found everything I need to reply to so-

Tomorrow might be the day..

((I WAS DRINKING WATER AND CHOKED NEARLY TO DEATH DJDJNDNDND

((sorry

As you wish, Testicles-San.

Tobi supports women's rights and wrongs!

Tobi is far too sweet and feeble to pick on others! He simply likes puns!! Hehe haha :D

Has she checked in her..𝘓𝘢𝘪𝘳?

...you should change that name.

Tobi wants to participate in #SEDUCTIVESUNDAY !!

Has she advised you to get rid of this name-?

((FUCK MEEEEEEE

Does your daughter know you're named after the male reproductive part-?

Ahem ahem. Tobi has a question.

Excuse me.

SQUEEEEEEEEEE-!!

((Thought process during this:

"The one inside me" sounds like he's getting pegged.

"The one inside my body" DEFINITELY sounds like he's getting pegged, but doesn't wanna admit it.

...ok, that's pretty the vibe of him. Let's go with that.

Rin and Kakashi were there, as always, but they made no sound. And he felt...𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵. Not entirely himself.

It was as if...

"Who's there?" He rasped out, the blood in his mouth feeling surprisingly genuine, even though it was a dream.

"Who are you, the one with me? Inside my body? Speak!"

He'd memorized it by now. The enemy ninja. The falling rock. Pushing Kakashi out of the way. Rin and Kakashi at his side. The clammy talons of death slowly sinking within his flesh.

That was how it always went. Always, without fail.

This time, however, was different.

It was strange...this dream, the memory of the event that ended everything...or perhaps it had started it, depending on how one thought about it.

This foundational memory, he revisited it often. In daydreams and in the night. Something that lurked just beneath the surface of his cognition.

((IT FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME TOO LMAOOOOO

(("AI can be useful ☝☝☝!! It's not bad!!"

AI gonna delete bsky someday and these people gon be like

((I'm supposed to be asleep, but this has me in stitches, I'm sorry 😭

((Govt nuked my internet...citizen's rally that's got them Big Mad...can't let news spread...similar common annoying govt shit.

Anyway, will be around when it's fixed!

((We loveeeeeee you <3

"But, you're sharp, so I'll admit it, only to you: I'm a Uchiha, just like you."

"I suppose there's no need to hide it anymore," he spoke, the sharigan unblinking, unmistakable. "I've hidden it, because it's dangerous to be a Uchiha. Who would know better than you?"

A pause. Delicate. Lingering. The weight of reality between them. Two individuals cursed by their bloodline.

"Oh, this!"

Chuckling, the man raised a hand, covering the eye hole of his mask.

"I suppose I've been careless. Of course you would notice it, little Uchiha."

A sigh expelled as the hand dropped. To hell with all the illusions. He could offer some truth. A little nugget of it.

((LMAOOOO, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN KAS YESTERDAY

((Where'd my saved stuff go-

"I'M IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO PROPERLY FALL!"

Wobble...woooobbleeee...