The actual real name of "Bacon Bacon-Frank" (1739-1812) just came up at work.
Amazing. Aaaaaamazing.

You're smart and beautiful and lovely and have a questionable choice in football teams.

Best of luck x

Always care. About everything.

Who did he buy it from?

Autistic drivers - do you have any issues when you drive? Problems you found while learning?

Please reassure me!

This and common law are incompatible- never the twain shall meet.

This guy reads less the George W Bush did. Which is quite an achievement!

Hell, even Nixon was a lawyer, if we're going to have someone evil, can't they at least be an evil genius?

Until that strangely rises to about 1000 bucks on the same day?

Recently I learned of someone calling themselves 'Clavicular', and the practice of -mogging and -maxxing.

For eg, "heightmogging" supposedly means having more status than someone shorter than you. Maxxing is just, er, boosting stuff?

Honestly we'd take the piss out of him in my local pub.

I'm slightly proud I didn't say 'that sucks' but tbh I was a bit too annoyed to. I really hope he didn't make the connection between the hoover, the colour and the suggested misogyny.

Mmmmmfucking hell.

Photo of a TV screen showing news show Midlands Now

A friends son has just been on BBC Midlands. He is going to dribble a ball from Africa to Rugeley to raise money for a local hospice.

www.justgiving.com/page/jamesle...

One of my favourite trees in full bloom!

Keir Starmer plans May relaunch with King’s Speech Legislative package set to form crucial part of UK prime minister’s push to regain momentum after local elections

Genuinely had to check this wasn't a year old, it isn't, it's from this morning, it's a new article. Fuck yeah! Brand new Keir Starmer relaunch: now with new hat!

www.ft.com/content/2c50...

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Book him into another one, I dare you. See if you can hit £100k?

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"...and poke out one eye on them all too, so I don't feel bad for doing it."

Also, does Severlan call every commander 'Travis' to save her from remembering names?

Hope you're feeling better!

The Universe is expanding too fast and scientists still can’t explain it A major international effort has produced an ultra-precise measurement of the Universe’s expansion rate, confirming it’s faster than early-Universe models predict. By linking multiple distance-measuri...

The Universe is expanding too fast and scientists still can’t explain it | ScienceDaily share.google/YoMPl7tO6TI4...

EVEN THE UNIVERSE WANTS TO GET AWAY FROM TRUMP!

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Also found this: my dad's old 1966 album...

Bonus adverts that are somehow utterly, deeply 1964...

I've been going through all sorts of stuff in the house today, been looking for this for a while: a Nat Geo from 1964...

Hell of an edition!

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The ADHD? It's ADHDing. Or whatever the fuck it is. I'm sort of on top of it, but fuck this shit.

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Hell yeah, I'm humorous (all blood, snot, and bile)