Kids are going through an Imagine Dragons phase. Send help.

I’m “falling down the stairs” years old.

reading the Lorax and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it

Ugh this all is nice and all, but where are all the Nazis?

God I could go for some angry rounds right now.

You can be sure I’d join this app just to spite a billionaire.