Costco employees need to calm the fuck down with their Executive Membership. It entirely makes me want to relinquish my regular membership just so you’ll leave me alone

Snow on the ground this morning is a personal attack against me

The Burbank airport is such a chaotic nightmare

a man wearing sunglasses and a plaid shirt looks to his left ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a plaid shirt looks to his left

Finally a challenge I’m prepared for

Please welcome to the stage: Bleu Cheese Fag

Going from a week in Palm Springs to a night at a Ramada Inn by the Burbank airport just seems cruel

“Writer in the Dark” playing at the 3rd st promenade is actually crazy

Girl you have to go! It’s worth the hype

Are you too godly of a woman for that?

In LA less than 24 hours? You know I’m going to Din Tai Fung

Drunkenly entered a Discord Addams walk contest at the bar last night. And like Discord Addams, I lost to the hot guy

Palm Spraaaaaaangs

Ok literally I am the YOUNGEST person in this bar other than my husband. Everyone is in their 60s and they are showing “Thumbelina” on the tv’s

Side note I’m wearing a mesh crop top and I am proud of myself cuz I turn 40 this year

We are on our way to a drag race watch party in Palm Springs and our uber driver is clearly straight and uncomfortable. Consider this reparations

Good lordt 😍🥵🥵🥵

Just saw a real live juggalo

You’re living my dream ☹️

We leave on Saturday and I’m already lamenting it. We won’t be back until October 😭😭😭

It was definitely a winning moment for me lol

for my snatch game character I’d do a goat from the lonely goat herd

Tried to take a lewd in the public restroom and got caught

Palm Springs body tea. Un-cropped available if you ask nicely

best star trek crew, wrong answers only:

Our Lyft drive IS Deb Novotny

Cloudy and windy during my week in Palm Springs is absolutely UNACCEPTABLE

I have a terminal illness. And the doctor says the only thing that can cure me is a mojito in my hand in Palm Springs