Nothing sucks quite like having nightmares about fighting someone and waking up sad because they're dead and now you'll never get to kill them yourself.

Bryan Adams Talks '69' YouTube video by CBS

Eh, would still be a net gain for culture. Mostly I just think the guy is kind of a dipshit.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=y8-2...

To fuckery with Bryan Adams, I'd absolutely waste a genie wish to delete that guy and the world would be better for it.

Oh god no. I would have fucking topped myself.

Cover of the Bryan Adams single "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" from the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves soundtrack

If you're ever feeling happy sappy nostalgia for the 90s it helps to remember that this vapid dogshit was the number one single in America for seventeen miserable shit bastard weeks.

The rooster from the corn flakes box is harassing a pair of pink flamingo lawn ornaments

Leave them alone you bastard

Haha idiot I'm actually 47.

I'm reading these episode descriptions and holy shit I need to find this garbage and inflict it on everyone.

The problem was this was the 80s. They were just too far ahead of their time.

Gotta make a game where you're Jon Bon Jovi just buying cigarettes when spotted by a middle aged bottle blonde in a pink cowboy hat. Indie game of the year.

Takes a special kind of game to perfectly capture the feeling of being a washed up old rock star

did it work

TIER PARGON PARGON ARETAK PARGON PARGON XEL'LOTATH MOTHERFUCKIN PARGON

What's really crazy is that in five months it'll be their 40th anniversary cus fuck you, math.

Yay! I missed you, fun!

Remember The New Monkees? Haha no you fuckin don't. Stop lying.

This is now a The New Monkees 30th anniversary countdown account. Only five months until the 30th anniversary of The New Monkees!

Vacationing in the city that's getting eaten by the elder god from Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver: Defiance

The CEO of earth reclining on an innertube that looks likes a frosted donut floating in a grimy looking canal. He is holding a tropical drink with an umbrella and a straw served in a coconut shell. His expression is grim. A blond woman, apparently Praetor Duncan, is treading water behind him.

Living my best life.

"Dominatrix is drowning!"

This isn't about her.

Bastard has been waking me up at the ass crack of dawn crowing right outside my bedroom window and I shit you not it is earsplitting. At least now I know why. Need to tell the farm down the road he's been getting out to fuck plastic birds.

Not kidding, I think he's sweet on my lawn ornaments. Wish I could have got a shot of him with them but he ran off all guilty like.

Photo of a charismatic red and green rooster like something from a cereal box

Caught this corn flakes lookin ass rooster flirting with my pink flamingoes.

Darth Underpants Shakes His Groove Thing YouTube video by Scott Sharkey

That takes me back

youtu.be/dsmh_YNYQRE

He is the right hand of Emperor Underpants but technically ranks below Grand Moff Underpants.

City of Heroes screenshot of a character named Darth Underpants. Looks pretty much like what you'd expect.

I doesn't stop from do stupid

Oh shit I'll have to try that. Also just noticed that while immobile the thundercloud is technically a pet entity? So when you leave the area by elevator or whatever, the doors close behind you, then pop open again and the storm gets off in the elevator lobby with you. Cracks me up for some reason.

It's a win-win for everyone. Or just assures that the only neighbors who come knocking are basically Klingons like, we also don't want to live forever.