You can justify any purchase as an impulsive buy if you are quick enough

This didn't get as much attention as it deserves

Lore accurate Kribee

This is how you should have done your FA post

LMAO it posted this

Is Bluesky down for anyone else?

Okay so far I've learned two things:
1) Tomodachi has a high skill floor and nobody told me
2) I'm not confident that I know my partner's eye color

Can you do something about my profile pic? Otherwise I know you have access to a photo or two of me IRL...

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

I hope this post gets more likes than the one about your ass tattoo

Me: airport self drop machine, could you please help me gain a deeper understanding of my luggage?
Machine:

Heya! I'm Radha (They/them), I'm a 21 y/o Irish 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 comp player and community contributor, looking to get back to competitive play. I'm a **wiper 1-trick** and have been since the start of S3 I do interviews, host the spl community census, and up until recently I was org lead @ Splatoon Stronghold, having worked in the org for nearly 2 years. I've also been a coach and team manager both inside and outside the SBA. I'm *very* passionate about the community behind the game, and am generally highly sociable (I'm a big people person :3) ## Comp experience: - First played competitively in **2020**, been on and off competing ever since - **4,000** hours across the franchise - **2561.1** XP peak - Seeded **LUTI D4** in season 16 - **LI banned** My biggest strength is my confidence in taking and winning engagements/setting them up for my teammates. I have a lot of experience with my weapon and the way I play is highly based on instinct. My biggest weakness is formulating and sticking to a big picture plan, because I play so instinctually, sometimes it can be hard to rein myself in to service a larger goal needed of the match. ## What I'm looking for (ordered) - No bigots <3 - A team that can play around wiper - I'm not *too* stressed abt your current skill level (within reason) but I do care abt my teammates' capacity for improvement, being able to show that is important - Emotional maturity - A healthy fun little friend group with silly guys - Compatible with my weekday time schedule (I'd like to not be limited to only playing weekends)

I'm baaaaaack~

Support appreciated! (❤️🔁💬)

This is still EXACTLY 20 likes behind and I find that beautiful

I read "Life is not okay" and I was about to wholeheartedly agree

私はこの外国語を理解できません。敬具、スタックリーより、署名：パンケーキ

splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Ultra_S...

But then we won't be able to understand you :(

Through painstaking trial and error, I'm inching closer and closer to perfect Animal Crossing dialogs

I don't know what is more embarrassing, the fact that I forgot what a lowercase B looks like or how long it took me to find one

"How close are you to Booyah?"
"We are just friends"

Makes total sense, I'll do the math and update my Sendou

Thank you! <3 I'll update my Sendou later

Featuring @altalyra.bsky.social as The Sword Witch

Ask them about me

Epilogue

Part 2

The Gratest Trilogy

Finally found you! Can you please estimate my div so I can put it on my Sendou profile?

Who estimates your div?