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Posts by RJ Johnson

New @sixersnba.bsky.social fan chant:

"Did someone keep their receipt for Boston? Can we still exchange Boston for Cancun?"

It's long, but accurate.

#GoCeltics
#CelticsInThree

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It's Oklahome. North Texas thinks they're shitkickers.

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

Ah, I had missed that in the earlier eporting. Thanks!

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

This is purely a pretzels and beer kind of question, but could the Celtics have signed Bassey (when his 2nd 10-day expired) and then Harper Jr. (instead of Banton) and stayed under the tax line?

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

4 plus JT. What could go wrong?

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Thanks! I'd forgotten about Shulga's deal.

I guess Vuc is on the mend and Amari is all the tall backup they need!

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Keith, of the three players familiar with the Celtics -Bassey, Shulga, & Tonje- how many days out from the end of the year could they be signed to full contracts at their current minimums?

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Which makes sense now that read it: the guys want the chance to grab the best contract possible either in the NBA or elsewhere.

Thanks for answering, Keith!

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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Thanks, Keith. Am i understanding correctly then that the G-League Only contracts are all one-year deals?

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

In previous NBA drafts, there was no G-League to consider. Do you think the G-League affiliates also be able to draft from G-League players to fill the rosters for for the Tacoma Concords and the Pahrump Shakers?

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

@keithsmithnba.bsky.social #NBAExpansion will have to deal with G-League affiliations for the first time. When baseball has expanded how were MiLB players impacted (apart from having more MLB slots opening up) and could that apply to the NBA?

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Q: What was your queer awakening?

@celticsnba.bsky.social fans "When @jaysontatum0.bsky.social takes the court tonight."

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#WelcomeBackJT

1 month ago 0 1 0 0

Are they trying to out-Bull the Bulls?

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

It's a long road trip. Gotta keep some drub in the tank for Phoenix and Denver.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

So Joe is an old school Cylon?

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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1 month ago 0 0 0 0

I wonder if Brad and the front office staff play Star Trek's 3D chess when they're bored of NBA contracts?

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

This is why you are the big brain, Keith. Thanks.

One other question: what is the dollar value for the drafted rookie 10-day? Is it some percentage of the standard rookie min?

2 months ago 0 0 1 0
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@keithsmithnba.bsky.social assuming John Tonje gets the rookie min 10-day contract for Boston, can he go back to a two-way deal after he's used up his 2 10-day contracts?

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

The Cs are counting the days and the pennies. Shulga and Tonje can be converted to the lowest dollar rookie 10-days because Boston holds their draft rights (Tonje because Utah drafted and traded him to the Cs). RHJ would be more expensive so, he would get his promotion last. I think.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

@keithsmithnba.bsky.social thank you for all you do. Especially today!

#FirstTeamNumberCruncher
#AllNBAContractAnalyst
#RighteousDude

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

This keeps them from auto-hard capping I imagine.

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A cartoon panel of Superman speaking directly to the reader the following speech bubbles appearing around and over him: 

"To recover his human form, Captain! My theory is the SHARK extracted the human evolving factor from JAYSON-- enabling him to advance himself millions of years into SUPER-SHARK form-- causing poor Jayson to DEVOLVE into basic protoplasm!"

A cartoon panel of Superman speaking directly to the reader the following speech bubbles appearing around and over him: "To recover his human form, Captain! My theory is the SHARK extracted the human evolving factor from JAYSON-- enabling him to advance himself millions of years into SUPER-SHARK form-- causing poor Jayson to DEVOLVE into basic protoplasm!"

@celticsnba.bsky.social fans; The Daily Planet just dropped the latest Tatum scoop and, I gotta say, it doesn't sound good....

#LoveJT
#GoCeltics
#ItsAJokePeople

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Thank you, @ruimascarenhas.bsky.social! The Neemi EuroBaskt kit arrived and the jersey is adorning my office chair!

3 months ago 3 0 1 0
Lieutenant Green from "Captain Scarlet & the Mysterons."

Lieutenant Green from "Captain Scarlet & the Mysterons."

Joe Mazzulla, coach of the Boston Celtics and winner of the December 2025 NBA Eastern Conference Coach of the Month award.

Joe Mazzulla, coach of the Boston Celtics and winner of the December 2025 NBA Eastern Conference Coach of the Month award.

Little known fact: the character of @celticsnba.bsky.social coach Joe Mazzulla was modeled after the character of Lt. Green from the 1960s supermariation show "Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons."

#GoCeltics #CantUnseeIt

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Coming Out in the Laundry | CelticsBlog Late December. The Celtics hosting one of the worst teams in the East. And they lay a stinker in the first half and go into the locker room down 19. But they come out and fight back hard, eventually t...

Got a new essay up on @celticsblog.bsky.social talking about the comeback against the Pacers in a historical context. Check it out! www.celticsblog.com/post/3-xtwqb...

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

@celticsnba.bsky.social are on pace for 50 wins after winning a back-to-back road game without @fchwpo.bsky.social. Because as good as he is, it's still a team game.

#NoDisrespect
#GoCeltics

4 months ago 3 0 0 0
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Well, the Knicks won't win the title that matters this year.

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

@celticsnba.bsky.social tandem of Neemias Queta and Amari Williams, I hereby dub thee "The Treaty of Windsor."

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#LookItUp

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

@celticsnba.bsky.social @fchwpo.bsky.social is listed as Questionable for the Minny game. Also, the Maine Celtics aren't playing Ron Harper Jr. tonight vs Westchester. Could JB get the night off in the Twin Cities?

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