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Posts by John Olifur

And this presumably doesn't include oil that was produced (i.e., drilled) but later destroyed by kinetic sanctions.

If we assume most of the oil storage capacity in Tuapse was Cheech-and-Chonged in the last week, that could be up to 10mm bbl incinerated. That's a day's worth of russian production.

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Sandwiched inside a hunk of bread and flame-grilled to perfection.

The only way it could be better is if it used sunflower seeds in place of sesame seeds.

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There's so much that's good about that ad. ๐Ÿ˜†

Fresh ground beef.

It's the big hit we want over and over.

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NOTE TO SELF: Never play poker against Ukrainian housewives.

The only winning move is not to play.

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๐ŸŒฎ Tuesday is nearly upon us.

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Market C: A surprise pivot to a different "large, menacing actor" (e.g., Alan Ritchson). (10-to-1)

How about the odds I can stay awake through one of John's long-winded, near-sighted, Bethnal Green tinted weekly diatribes? (789-to-1 against)

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Or perhaps a high-stakes wager on how John will describe his "aggressive, confusing sexual tension" with Adam Driver?

Market A: "Snap my neck like a dry twig, you giant redwood of a man." (+150)
Market B: "Sneeze into my soul, you gorgeous monolith." (+300)

1 day ago 0 0 1 0

Bet on basically anything, you say?

How about the time it takes John to insult his new "Business Daddy" in next week's episode? The spread is 4.5 minutes, you say? 5-to-1 odds John compares the CEO to a "sentient thumb in a Patagonia vest"?

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Go! Go! Go!

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Consequences. Unlubed.

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I just sent a crypto donation, but it looks like Help99 uses the same crypto address for all its fundraisers. How can I make sure my donation goes to your fundraiser?

bsky.app/profile/base...

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It's another gorgeous #FpvFriday morning and time to fund our friendly neighborhood drone developers! This week's donation goes to Help99's "Special Kherson Cat 16th: Kinetic Sanctions" package.

A huge thank you to @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social for bringing big beautiful bavovna to the occupiers!

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That is a lot of birds.

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He also posts here on bsky as @jakluge.de.

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You know, this whole stealth thing, for me, doesn't work really well.

Because if you go in the water I can't see you. You know, it's like wearing stripes and plaid.

For me, I want to do something different. You go in the water, make a statement. If you're going to fight, splash. Know what I mean?

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Left is right, last is first, losing is winning.

George Orwell couldn't touch this.

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Perviy Kanal, the last channel you'll ever need!

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You two should discuss his failure over a cup of tea.

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Don't you mean 47 scandals?

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It's more accurate to say that chimneys smoke like russians.

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Nothing is certain but #FpvFriday and taxes.

This week's donation goes to @dzygaspaw.com and their Kupiansk Vampires fundraiser, to fund another Vampire drone for the heroes of Khartiia Corps.

Stay thirsty, my vampire friends!

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Don't have to pay death benefits if there's no body.

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Also a famous pill pusher

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Progress, but still too much green

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