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Posts by John Olifur

Sandwiched inside a hunk of bread and flame-grilled to perfection.

The only way it could be better is if it used sunflower seeds in place of sesame seeds.

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There's so much that's good about that ad. ๐Ÿ˜†

Fresh ground beef.

It's the big hit we want over and over.

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NOTE TO SELF: Never play poker against Ukrainian housewives.

The only winning move is not to play.

16 hours ago 13 1 1 0

๐ŸŒฎ Tuesday is nearly upon us.

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Market C: A surprise pivot to a different "large, menacing actor" (e.g., Alan Ritchson). (10-to-1)

How about the odds I can stay awake through one of John's long-winded, near-sighted, Bethnal Green tinted weekly diatribes? (789-to-1 against)

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Or perhaps a high-stakes wager on how John will describe his "aggressive, confusing sexual tension" with Adam Driver?

Market A: "Snap my neck like a dry twig, you giant redwood of a man." (+150)
Market B: "Sneeze into my soul, you gorgeous monolith." (+300)

20 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Bet on basically anything, you say?

How about the time it takes John to insult his new "Business Daddy" in next week's episode? The spread is 4.5 minutes, you say? 5-to-1 odds John compares the CEO to a "sentient thumb in a Patagonia vest"?

20 hours ago 1 0 1 0
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Go! Go! Go!

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1 day ago 3 0 1 0

Consequences. Unlubed.

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I just sent a crypto donation, but it looks like Help99 uses the same crypto address for all its fundraisers. How can I make sure my donation goes to your fundraiser?

bsky.app/profile/base...

4 days ago 1 1 0 0
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It's another gorgeous #FpvFriday morning and time to fund our friendly neighborhood drone developers! This week's donation goes to Help99's "Special Kherson Cat 16th: Kinetic Sanctions" package.

A huge thank you to @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social for bringing big beautiful bavovna to the occupiers!

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This is fine.

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

That is a lot of birds.

4 days ago 4 0 0 0

He also posts here on bsky as @jakluge.de.

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You know, this whole stealth thing, for me, doesn't work really well.

Because if you go in the water I can't see you. You know, it's like wearing stripes and plaid.

For me, I want to do something different. You go in the water, make a statement. If you're going to fight, splash. Know what I mean?

1 week ago 3 0 1 0
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Left is right, last is first, losing is winning.

George Orwell couldn't touch this.

1 week ago 14 0 0 0

Perviy Kanal, the last channel you'll ever need!

1 week ago 16 0 1 0

You two should discuss his failure over a cup of tea.

1 week ago 28 1 0 0

Don't you mean 47 scandals?

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It's more accurate to say that chimneys smoke like russians.

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Nothing is certain but #FpvFriday and taxes.

This week's donation goes to @dzygaspaw.com and their Kupiansk Vampires fundraiser, to fund another Vampire drone for the heroes of Khartiia Corps.

Stay thirsty, my vampire friends!

1 week ago 2 0 1 0

Don't have to pay death benefits if there's no body.

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ะ ะฐะทะพะผ ะดะพ ะฟะตั€ะตะผะพะณะธ!

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Also a famous pill pusher

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Progress, but still too much green

1 week ago 4 0 0 0

Done.

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