Excellent hyperlink placement

oh just remembered - if it's Japanese secateurs you are after, I got a pair for a friend's birthday from Chelsea Gardener, although they only have one or two models.

I'm pretty sure they do.

*Adds 'coming through the Strait of Hormuz' to local euphemisms for the rhythm method*

Great biog BTW.

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If you're in London you could try ...

Emerson, Ocean and Palmer #HimpbackSupergroups

Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:

A microsecond after the being asked: 'will you borrow more money to fund public services and tax cuts?' thirteen times incident flashed before him. Probably.

Madonna offers reward after vintage Coachella costume goes missing

Jules avec la robe du Wilhelmina Wiggins.

Qui a volé le robe de la diva?

Seconded. Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery.

Electric car sales soar 51% in mainland Europe as Iran war drives up fuel prices

Slowdown in electric car sales, latest:

The first post of the day is the best
(he says inhaling coffee)

Did life on Mars ditch the green crap?

😂😱

Stage 2 of Le Tour de France Femmes 2027.

I think Côte de Jenkin Road is my new favourite Tour de Franglais.

Das Reboot?

I didn't and curses - 'not currently available'. Maybe the producer was taken for a walk to Blackfriars Bridge 🤨

Wild guess, but GDPR and a possibility of there being under 18s in a real life lecture theatre / universities going to great lengths to control their image mean photo library searches for generic images skew towards stock shots.

IOPC investigates 11 officers over handling of fatal Wimbledon school crash The families of Nuria Sajjad and Selena Lau, who died at an end-of-term tea party, say the initial investigation was flawed.

In entirely unrelated news, I watched the episode of Ashes to Ashes where Gene Hunt joins the Masons the other night.

That 80s 'stone' cladding's probably grade 2 listed by now.

My guess is that because an arrest has been made, but no conviction, contempt of court rules kick in so media have to be careful what they say so as not to prejudice a trial.

That's got West End hit written all over it.

Monsters

A good pair of travel pants / good travel underwear / two sets of underwear.
Thank you for your attention in this double panting matter.

Thinking of installing a home battery? Here’s how Two recent recruits to the ‘home energy revolution’ had very different experiences — both share their insights

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A man with pursed lips

Cattle drovers

A milk float

Border Reevers then and now.

Good luck