James Outman 2026 stats screen captured from Yahoo fantasy sports.

the fucking twins have an outfielder named james outman who is 0/14 so far this season.

Please remember to turn the lights off when you leave, Adam Scott

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somebody feed Phil (a printed out picture of Nick in Japan)

greased to meet you

A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”

Seven-word death punch

Harrison Ford as Dr. Richard Kimble in The Fugitive wearing an olive-green sateen fishtail parka with a hoodie underneath and a kelly green derby hat with gold trim. his hands are in his pockets, he's looking furtively behind him (at us), surrounded by people in a St. Patrick's Day parade.

Happy Dr. Richard Kimble Day everyone

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

This is a Steely Dan song

mfw i have new sumo to watch

gentle reminder that STS2 is good

Mock Magic The Gathering Card titled 'Market Crash' which is an Enchantment. The picture is of a chaotic court / market and the text is "Treasure tokens have no abilities."

It's coming.

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

I would say me, I need a laptop.

I might go for a walk

decided today I won't hang it up until they make an AI that can smoke louder than me.

guy who is weakly shaking a stuffed burlap sack that reads 'government' upside down as pedophile apologists tumble haltingly from the bag to the floor when it comes to any other aspect of governance: right then lads let's get a move on - I haven't got all bloody day.

island boys

I started a blog wintermute.world

Cartoon. A person is standing in front of a desktop computer. PERSON: Say "I am alive" COMPUTER: [typed text] I AM ALIVE PERSON: oh my god.

Canada must support Cuba "You cannot ‘live within the lie’ of mutual benefit through integration when integration becomes the source of your subordination.”

Canada must help Cuba. Here is my latest about Canada's long and deep relationship with the island nation, and how Carney's Davos speech turned out to be all talk and no action.

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guy who thinks that telling people who tell people that something isn't a personality isn't a personality is a personality

thinking about starting to repost fake shit from reddit on here and getting mad about it as if it was real

cigarette pack calculator

logging on

since paddy gave up on open line I can finally start my podcast listeners is the guests. every week we will have a listener guest on the show and we will rank all of the previous listeners appearances on a scale of G for Guess they should have stayed a listener to L for Looking good listener #nlpoli

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#shodansafari #infosec

Best gas masks “How did these people go out and get gas masks?” AG Bondi asked.

me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

nobody tell the mini mussolini in the white house or his clown car cabinet of rejected MADTV characters that newfoundland didn't have joining the shit show down south as a referendum option or he'll have us singing yankee doodle dandy from cuckold's cove to nanny's hole. #nlpoli

A House committee issued journalist Seth Harp a subpoena for his reporting.

He’s been falsely accused of “leaking classified intel.” And now, a GOP lawmaker wants him prosecuted under the Espionage Act.

This is a chilling attack on press freedom. Watch @trevortimm.bsky.social explain.

beagle sleeping on a colorful blanket

beagle likes her new blanket