I would feel like the biggest dipshit alive if I missed a flight once because I didn’t plan ahead this guy has done it multiple times.

Absent some emergency there’s no excuse for missing even a single flight in your life by being late to the gate.

How the hell did you manage to miss four flights

Saying "no man, you don't get to win this time" to evil people who have the power of the entire corrupt government behind them has to feel pretty fucking good

So was the agent standing on a ladder right behind his car?

Oswald fired three times.

YouTube thumbnail: An 'Old School' FPS with a Large Side of Cringe Image is of a cartoon mouse detective with an edited Debra Wilson, the reddit logo, and two guys I'm assuming are YouTubers.

The video's creator liking a comment reading "Me mum stepped in a mouse trap in the holly" [a meme from Nick Fuentes's community mocking a British guy whose mom was arrested by the Gestapo] Comment below that one engaging in Holocaust denial: "There weren't enough mouse traps to catch that amount of mice"

Huh interesting what's wrong with the new hot boomer shooter...oh.

The memos should all be released once the court has decided a case. We need to end this charade about them being impartial actors making decisions for legal reasons.

The first European to die of AIDS had to have contracted HIV in the 60s.

It doesn't - all the wounds line up with the depository. It's actually impossible based on the trajectories for it to have been an agent in front of him.

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

The 12-Year-Old Superpower - Truthdig We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.

Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.

Man your politics posts are real bad you should work on that.

[getting into my car] watch this clanker

lol

What a noob way to go too lmao

charsky (@FormDeterminer) on twitter: "The reason we haven’t gone to mars yet is because the last rover found a 300 foot tall statue of Lenin and the deep state doesn’t know what to do about it"

Not that there's any universe where the slop thumbnail would be acceptable but Indian-Americans are the ethnic group with the highest income. 80 percent of them have a college degree. These dopes actually think non-white immigrants are vermin that spread the "disease" of their home country.

I can't speak of Hasan since I'm too old for Twitch but your understanding of that podcast leaves a lot to be desired. Not that you have to like them or anything but I can't imagine how anyone would reach that conclusion about it.

And it's odd Musk brings up the Culture since the Culture has abolished our gender norms to the point you're seen as a weirdo if you don't change your gender every once in awhile.

My friends like to torture me on Discord by posting Kamala dancing gifs.

The Culture books have AI so advanced most of their "brains" have to exist outside of the physical universe. You might as well be talking about Star Trek replicators.

I don’t mean to be probing but I think we should probably start asking why the present system of market capitalism has created an endless army of neurotic managers and executives who all talk like this as they engage in the greatest act of state looting seen since the Berlin Wall fell

This reminded me I forgot to buy the Dino Crises on Steam.

What annoys me most about these guys is they love being shitheads in public, they love loudly supporting the biggest most rotten dumbest least cultured shitheads alive, and then post about how they're the shining paladins protecting Our Great Civilization from sinking into the abyss.

Salute to an all-time tweet

“Whether it’s Mahmoud Khalil… or President Trump. It’s all bad.”

Jake Tapper is such an Islamophobic piece of shit

These people whine about degeneracy when their champion and defender of Western civilization is a rapist glutton who only eats McDonald’s and spends every waking second watching TV and doesn’t know anything and will never know anything.

The guy who brags about how he runs the mass murder company and supports the party that wants to kill the future and is run by pedophile rapist dullards talking about the inferiority of other cultures is rich. How could any culture be inferior to the one that made Donald Trump their champion?