Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

If he hits 2x, every American gets a free medium fries and drink.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!

linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid

Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.

It’s White People Juneteenth today.

You can touch their hair without asking.

I saw these at the zoo the other day

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

This 20 years ago:

My then (and now) producer Mike Danforth and I were talking about “The Golden Compass,” and I wondered what my daemon would be. He said, “A small hairless dog that wishes it was Ira Glass’ daemon.”

“The law explicitly prohibits the board of trustees from making the center into a memorial to anyone else, and from putting another person’s name on the building’s exterior.” apnews.com/article/kenn...

Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed

Yes yes yes

Do the fish level up in any way?

I'd play the shit out of that lol

In 2022, Diane Reitz tried out to be a Broncos cheerleader at age 64 in pursuit of a great story for her obituary. Here is that obituary:

Zootopia should have been called 2ootoopia but with a font that has the 2 look more like a z just to piss off the entire world with how terrible of a title that would be

arxiv.org/pdf/2502.15840

"...in this paper we ask the llm to run a vending machine..."

it tries to email the fbi, i shit you not

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

At a London bus stop. The Brits are telling it like it is.

I've switched from being subscribed for years to waiting till GBBO or Stranger Things are back to resub

HCJustin - she said HUH? Watch HCJustin's clip titled

www.twitch.tv/hcjustin/cli... this is the best subathon ever

Broomfield instrument repair shop brings music to all Colorado students through instrument drive Rocky Mountain Music Repair is busy collecting and fixing instruments during their School Secret Santa Drive to help fill a gap.

Rocky Mountain Music Repair is busy collecting and fixing instruments during their School Secret Santa Drive to help fill a gap.

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