@brycebryce.bsky.social not posting every day since I’ve been doing fried rice. Been making the rice with bone broth and wtf why did nobody tell me about this

I could probably beat @brycebryce.bsky.social in an idiot contest. Maybe not though. It would be pretty close.

I know nothing, Bryce. I am idiot of highest caliber.

@brycebryce.bsky.social just because I don’t post eggs every day doesn’t mean I don’t eat eggs every day, it’s just I often do 3-4 egg fried rice

@brycebryce.bsky.social taco meat with rice and egg, mmm mmm good

Wow! What an item!

Op. cit.

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@brycebryce.bsky.social I know you don’t think fried rice counts as eggs but also, fuck you, there are 4 eggs in there.

10/10 boobies

I could eat like a king for under $7000 a year.

@brycebryce.bsky.social 3 scrambled eggs on beefy rice. Ate 2 pints of Straus vanilla ice cream for breakfast so I’m prolly over $20 on food today.

The greatest leap of faith man can take. Just start eating eggs and come back and thank me later

Yummy!!! Eggs make strong healthyhappy!!

@brycebryce.bsky.social eggs

This is very relatable.

I’m curious about when Bryce broke the egg rating system and started giving ratings over 10. Does anyone know the history here?

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Yes, it wouldn’t be easy for you to get good hold on me, I prolly thrash hard, hard to get good choke or leglock. So if I escape and get on feet, it start over me lil advantage. Plus I prolly have stamina advantage. But again, you a lot stronger, prolly can take more hits.

I think it must be chokehold or leglock, on ground. You just a lot stronger. But on feet you may have a chance with hard hook to my ribcage. I lean over, you hit face. But if I see you coming you won’t land anything to face until we hit ground. Me outside lil advantage, you inside big advantage.

Yeah, I could see you not caring. I think I’d have an advantage as long as I could land punches before you got me to the ground, but then the advantage would be yours, as long as you could keep hold of me.

Thank you, brother! Wanna fight some time? I think I could hold my own. Unless you got inside on me, then I’d be fucked.

@brycebryce.bsky.social 4 scrambled eggs on a bed of cheesy roasted broccoli

Noting warms my loins like coming on here and seeing what Bryce has been up to. Good work sport

@brycebryce.bsky.social another day more eggs and gravy, today atop pita

He can do anything he damn well pleases. Nature of enlightenment.

I WISH. Alas! I am not.

When I met Bryce, to me he was little more than a spartan-looking specimen with a Volvo tattoo on his arm, doing god knows what among a bunch of philosophers. But with time you learn that he is an Enlightened One. The Buddha considers him a peer.

Bryce is a great philosopher, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Yeah