Mouse move paddle Paddle bounce ball Ball past opponent score Nine points win

The assignment brief says that the game needs to explain the rules to the player.

Take a moment to relax you jaw

The right: falling birthrates are causing a white replacement!

Also the right, somehow: we can’t let them find out about sex

oh noooo 😂 oh dear

That's the most wonderful thing about TTRPGs. They can go completely differently to how you expect! A fight becomes a conversation, carefullness becomes chaos, allies become enemies and enemies allies. The world changes around the actions of these unpredictable characters!

Had great fun running D&D tonight. An ambush battle and then a stealth... uhhh, make that a combat scenario. Against odds that the heroes really should have run away from but nope!

"Who are you and how did you get in here?!"

"I'm the blacksmith and I'm the blacksmith."

MechTech lighting up a cig before hitting 'Boot' on their diagnostic terminal. The hard drive whirs and fans coughing particulates. A boxy CRT monitor fizzles to life, heralded by a barely audible whine and hiss. They look up at the 80 foot goliath in their care.

"Time to get to work."

Lesbian Bartender is the best kind of game

I hate that the sparkle icon is shorthand for AI. They want us to think it’s magic. Fuck you!!! Magic is when you lose a glob of mustard from your sandwich but it doesn’t land on you. When you win at 20 questions. Sparkles belong to Liberace. A baby’s smiling eyes. I will put you in the ground!!!!!!

High five!

I'm blocked and honestly it's just nice to be acknowledged

the two women from the previous picture - the woman wearing the mask is kissing her handler

women.

If waiting in the queue irritates you for some reason, the ideal solution is to simply wait. Once an hour or two has passed, the queue should disappear on its own. You should be able to login directly without any extra seconds or minutes of waiting.

Destructoid, blink twice if you need help.

God, Severance is good. Superb acting, stunning cinematography and editing, enthralling writing.

Worth a rewatch for sure

A bright green anthro wolf smoking a fat doober

Drew the Weed-Wolf, Hallowvale's supplier, while watching Reefer Madness (1936) tonight.

Reefer Madness presents itself as a dramatic anti-"majihuana" drama but it's really an unwitting condemnation of how cruel and heartless the American criminal system was/is.

Decriminalize weed yesterday ><

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Yes, series are a thing, but *changing* an earlier installment in a linear narrative after release to make it crucial for the new thing? Where does that end?

If your movie relies on another movie to tell a coherent story, it's a bad movie. If you have to edit that other movie and ask everyone who's already seen it to watch it again (in theaters), it's probably awful.

Marvel is built on shit like this. There's no casual on ramp.

moved my whole bedroom around to make room for VR only to find my headset's battery has discharged itself

it's not fair that i don't have weed, it being 1) illegal and 2) expensive

Screenshot of a space truck clipping through the round. There is no world decoration, just plain green fields.

The truck at the edge of the green land, looking out over an expanse of solid yellow something.

Planet Crafter 2.0 is a totally finished and complete game.

'Chiitan liked your post' over my skeet.

YOOOO CHIITAN APPROVED!

meantime the video is available and uncensored on Nebula: nebula.tv/videos/innue...

Improve your game by making the protagonist a chain-smoking trans woman in her 30s or 40s.

No new pictures.
Where are you mentally?

Why did no-one tell me about Thomas Flight?

Did everyone else know??

These videos are excellent!