I've got a "little" "table" at a local convention this Saturday!
I'll be handing out free goodies to anyone willing to try out Sonic R! There will be prizes for the best times!
Posts by Hard Underscore Pretzel
ah,
so i wasn't going crazy getting the ick from a major sonic r project. guess i got a spidey sense for this stuff.
🎩NEW VIDEO🎩
It’s time to set the record straight.
Bad people have convinced you that Balan Wonderworld is a bad game.
It's okay if you hate it, but you really don't need to keep spreading the same old lies from the same old liars.
▶ youtu.be/dUVnQsbUUnM
Bless this man, he's done it again
PLEASE watch this video!! It makes some very good points about BWW!
Please check out my pal’s video! I have a cameo in it 👀
oh trust. i seek out stuff most people consider "trash"
my factory sealed copy of Sonic Jam on the game com is one of my most precious treasures (I have a loose one I actually play, of course)
really a shame the game was so hated because I think it'd be a great candidate for a Switch 2 upgrade 🤣
Been waiting for this one :D An excellent video! So glad to see more people going to bat for this game.
And yes, not only should you watch this insightful and witty video, but you should absolutely play BWW as well. Get the Steam version. Do it NOW, lol.
exactly! I'm a huge advocate for "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BUYING SHIT YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL ENJOY" because when you go into something KNOWING you'll hate it, it's only going to make it worse unless you're completely blown away!
oh yeah, hating the game is absolutely not a problem.
it is NOT a game most people will enjoy. I compare it to a niche experimental indie game, because that's technically what it was revealed as... people just kinda... jumped the gun and expected something very different because of the names.
definitely more power to the people that enjoy the game, but I've been SPOILED by Balans boss design.
YOURE NOT ALONE.
some of those bosses in superstars RUINED the game for me! 🤣
truly unfortunate too, because at least from visuals, it's quite an impressive roster (Naoto Oshima on character design REALLY shines through)
By all means the game ain't a universal unsung masterpiece, but it's an average+boring puzzle platformer at WORST.
definitely not worth the burning hate.
to be fair,
if the development team having a criminal record meant a game was completely and entirely unplayable... that would knock out a LOT of games 🤣
thanks for joining in!!
and thanks for hooking me up with an EXCLUSIVE 🤣
its on sale pretty much all the time, not even just summer. I think last week it was like $2 🤣
if physical is more your jam though, they're usually less than 10 bucks
ha. maybe. See ya in another 5! 🙏🏻
tbh,
the demo really doesn't do the game justice
for me, the best part is taking costumes into places they weren't "meant" to be in. Sequence breaking and experimentation MAKE the game for me, which the demo really couldn't present well
not to say you'll 100% enjoy the real thing though! 🤣
I almost never use it because I don't have access to underscores in my name
I mean I wouldn't say it *isn't* as much as there's quite a bit of reasonable doubt.
especially once you take into account the novels implications behind the true nature of the maestro's and their theatre.
This is a HUGE multi-creator collab project between myself, @melodynosurname.bsky.social, and over a dozen other creators that provided original music, artwork, animations, and more!
Happy 5 Year Anniversary, Maestro!
🎩NEW VIDEO🎩
It’s time to set the record straight.
Bad people have convinced you that Balan Wonderworld is a bad game.
It's okay if you hate it, but you really don't need to keep spreading the same old lies from the same old liars.
▶ youtu.be/dUVnQsbUUnM
dear god sonictwt needs the flood
why the FUCK is billy hatcher with the PS2 games
no games tho
so glad you love my favorite movie
I am slightly intoxicated and @hard-pretzel.bsky.social is torturing me
that's how they work tbh.
if people don't know, they won't think anything is weird and will start clicking links or sending messages to "totally real" account support. They also usually send messages super late at night hoping to catch people half-conscious
Ah! glad I now know of your new account.
This is news to me because I just got the message.