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Posts by Hard Underscore Pretzel

I've got a "little" "table" at a local convention this Saturday!

I'll be handing out free goodies to anyone willing to try out Sonic R! There will be prizes for the best times!

1 week ago 5 0 1 0

ah,

so i wasn't going crazy getting the ick from a major sonic r project. guess i got a spidey sense for this stuff.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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🎩NEW VIDEO🎩

It’s time to set the record straight.
Bad people have convinced you that Balan Wonderworld is a bad game.

It's okay if you hate it, but you really don't need to keep spreading the same old lies from the same old liars.

▶ youtu.be/dUVnQsbUUnM

2 weeks ago 73 20 7 9

Bless this man, he's done it again

2 weeks ago 2 1 0 0

PLEASE watch this video!! It makes some very good points about BWW!

2 weeks ago 4 2 0 0

Please check out my pal’s video! I have a cameo in it 👀

2 weeks ago 32 5 0 0

oh trust. i seek out stuff most people consider "trash"

my factory sealed copy of Sonic Jam on the game com is one of my most precious treasures (I have a loose one I actually play, of course)

2 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

really a shame the game was so hated because I think it'd be a great candidate for a Switch 2 upgrade 🤣

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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Been waiting for this one :D An excellent video! So glad to see more people going to bat for this game.

And yes, not only should you watch this insightful and witty video, but you should absolutely play BWW as well. Get the Steam version. Do it NOW, lol.

2 weeks ago 23 9 2 0

exactly! I'm a huge advocate for "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BUYING SHIT YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL ENJOY" because when you go into something KNOWING you'll hate it, it's only going to make it worse unless you're completely blown away!

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

oh yeah, hating the game is absolutely not a problem.

it is NOT a game most people will enjoy. I compare it to a niche experimental indie game, because that's technically what it was revealed as... people just kinda... jumped the gun and expected something very different because of the names.

2 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

definitely more power to the people that enjoy the game, but I've been SPOILED by Balans boss design.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

YOURE NOT ALONE.

some of those bosses in superstars RUINED the game for me! 🤣

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

truly unfortunate too, because at least from visuals, it's quite an impressive roster (Naoto Oshima on character design REALLY shines through)

By all means the game ain't a universal unsung masterpiece, but it's an average+boring puzzle platformer at WORST.

definitely not worth the burning hate.

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

to be fair,

if the development team having a criminal record meant a game was completely and entirely unplayable... that would knock out a LOT of games 🤣

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

thanks for joining in!!

and thanks for hooking me up with an EXCLUSIVE 🤣

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

its on sale pretty much all the time, not even just summer. I think last week it was like $2 🤣

if physical is more your jam though, they're usually less than 10 bucks

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
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ha. maybe. See ya in another 5! 🙏🏻

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

tbh,
the demo really doesn't do the game justice

for me, the best part is taking costumes into places they weren't "meant" to be in. Sequence breaking and experimentation MAKE the game for me, which the demo really couldn't present well

not to say you'll 100% enjoy the real thing though! 🤣

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

I almost never use it because I don't have access to underscores in my name

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

I mean I wouldn't say it *isn't* as much as there's quite a bit of reasonable doubt.

especially once you take into account the novels implications behind the true nature of the maestro's and their theatre.

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

This is a HUGE multi-creator collab project between myself, @melodynosurname.bsky.social, and over a dozen other creators that provided original music, artwork, animations, and more!

Happy 5 Year Anniversary, Maestro!

2 weeks ago 11 0 1 0
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a gold statue of a man in a top hat with a thumbs up Alt: a gold statue of a man in a top hat with a thumbs up

🎩NEW VIDEO🎩

It’s time to set the record straight.
Bad people have convinced you that Balan Wonderworld is a bad game.

It's okay if you hate it, but you really don't need to keep spreading the same old lies from the same old liars.

▶ youtu.be/dUVnQsbUUnM

2 weeks ago 73 20 7 9

dear god sonictwt needs the flood

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

why the FUCK is billy hatcher with the PS2 games

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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no games tho

2 months ago 12 0 0 0

so glad you love my favorite movie

2 months ago 5 0 0 0
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I am slightly intoxicated and @hard-pretzel.bsky.social is torturing me

2 months ago 253 26 24 1

that's how they work tbh.

if people don't know, they won't think anything is weird and will start clicking links or sending messages to "totally real" account support. They also usually send messages super late at night hoping to catch people half-conscious

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Ah! glad I now know of your new account.

This is news to me because I just got the message.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0