How much.

It's a banana Micheal, hope much could it cost? $20?

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

They were pretty neat to a young Chris!

I used to have that one!

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers y-axis is total bases x-axis is at-bats shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

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John Wick, but it's about a scientist hunting down everyone responsible for canceling her research grants.

Apple is delisting Wheels of Aurelia from the App Store, because it's... "obsolete". Our statement:

I am enjoying it.

It is deeply hilarious that the Hudson's Bay Company was founded in 1670 and chugged along for three and a half centuries and Private Equity finished it off in like five years.

George came

George saw

George Wendt 💜

Everyone needs to listen to this because she is trying to deny it. These are her words. Her voice. She is actively hostile to Canada. She is asking for a foreign government to help interfere with an election. Smith should resign. If you want to be the 51st state vote Poilievre.

As a proud Canadian-owned and operated company, we want to do our part to support Canadians. As a family we have decided to absorb all immediate increases in our costs due to the Trump-tariffs for the rest of the year to maintain our prices. We will continue to reinforce our Canadian-first policies.

SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings YouTube video by tennesseejed93

If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.

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China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.

China’s new and cheaper magic beans shock America’s unprepared magic bean salesmen

Amanda Palmer:

Leon Draisaitl player card from Evolving Hockey for the '24-25 season. Overall: 99, Offense: 99, Defense: 70. xGAR offense is the big driver here (it's off the chart). EV and PP TOI are top line/pair. Draisaitl has played ~0 minutes on the penalty kill.

May we present our current Hart front-runner. We've never been associated with this player at all and have definitely never said anything critical about him either.

And if their demands aren’t met Sony is threatening to release the whole movie on December 13

[sign in the Terminator's kitchen]
come with me if you want to live, laugh, love

i guess i just expected more out of elderly rapist vs. YouTube grifter

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

Washington Post Opinion | The hard truth: Americans don't trust the news media A note from our owner. By Jeff Bezos October 28, 2024 at 7:26 p.m. EDT Jeff Bezos is the owner of The Washington Post.

Law Dork Opinion | The hard truth: Americans don't trust — or need — billionaires A note from our owner. CHRIS GEIDNER Chris Geidner is the owner, publisher, editor, and author of Law Dork.

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