thats an incredible turn of phrase

YO

I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!

MOVE OVER GIANNI

The Onion, dated July 21 1969. God I wish they had been around all that time to do actually print this then.

i disagee with the flavor text here. there are many weapons against the undead in that, shotguns and pistols especially

doom art but its Dume in dunefont

Close your eyes, Jerri. What do you see? (demonic laughter from skull surrounded by flames) Jerri: Nothing unusual.

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire FALMOUTH, MA—Near-tragedy turned to joy Monday, as area residents Phillip and Karen Widman and their two children were saved from their burning house on Locust Street by Kevin Lassally, a homosexual m...

reminds me of that one onion theonion.com/area-homosex...

dambit beat me to the joke

"Look at ya, hacker: a hogswaddled varmint of meat and bone, hootin' and hollerin' as you mosey down these here corridors. How y'reckon you going to quick draw on this here perfect, immortal machine?"

thesis: the great man theory of history
antithesis: historical materialism
synthesis: the one disgusting rich creep theory of history

by directing the smaller biped in front of it what to put in

this is who runs this account

it's technically a titlepic but ill allow it. from www.doomworld.com/idgames/leve...

jennifer goverment

i am truely sorry for your lots

damnit!

my new year's resolution is to quit fuckin' swearing

can't wait for the hideous destructor crossover

Shadrach lays on a human. The shadow of the trapped humans cell phone is present bottom right.

NOW ENTER THE FORCE OF YOUR BREAK. YOU HAVE ENTERED 'FEATHER TOUCH' I RECOMMEND 'POWER DRIVE'

TABERNAC

I remember that from....*checks notes* oh god 5 years ago?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgs...

i did this unbeknownst to a friend i was setting it up for and used my name as a bot and later he was like "how'd you join my offline game?!"

don't worry I'm sure he didn't feel it

Going through old files again. Enjoy!