I found this influencer pregnancy photo on Instagram of the Airbnb we’re staying at and Iris helped me recreate it

I’ve been enjoying the show Dark on Netflix that boldly asks (and answers) the question: what if you discovered a way to time travel but ONLY used it to commit incest

It's my last day at Slack! It has truly been the best job I've ever had and I'll miss everyone dearly but unfortunately it must end like all good things do - by shoving all this stuff into a cardboard Fedex box and handing it to a teenager at Mail Boxes Etc.

I’ve been traveling through a lot of airports the last few weeks. I propose a new TSA rule - if you can chug half your water bottle in front of them you get to bring the other half on to the plane. I’m not aware of any ingestable bombs.

I disagree. It’s a very good console but SNES is better.

This is how I played 9 games of Uno the other day.

I haven’t been to my Animal Crossing island in a while.

Ha, thanks Harper! Looking forward to shitposting..