More like mr know-your-schemes

The unexamined pizza is not worth eating.

Being able to love doesn't make us human - it's our ability to select all the pictures that include a bus.

oh my grudge is personal

a curse on the city of philadelphia

*sadly puts away the broom*

I guess we'll have to read and find out

I'm hopeful that this game is the lone disappointment and the rest of the series is not nearly as competitive.

I hope every time VJ Edgecombe touches the ball it slips right out of his hands. Same with Maxey and Oubre and the like. For the rest of the series.

A text conversation in which I say "trash ass game" and my dad responds "Yup"

My dad and I are commiserating

granted if that shot went in I woulda been pumped up but still not a great shot

Horrible shot Tatum, gotta trust the offense there

It's literally the worst possible shooting variance on both ends

Beautiful team defensive effort

Honestly I'm jealous. I haven't even set foot in the Garden!
But yeah. He's matured a lot since then and has turned into a very good player. Which is frustrating at the moment, but good for him.

Kelly Oubre hasn't had me this pissed off since Wizards-Celtics in... 2017?

hope edgecombe is okay, just hope he doesn't get the ball until the sixers are in cancun

Absolutely awful turnover

the key is the second part- fouling not getting called. if the celtics were to try that strategy it'd fail at that point

Melo

76ers playing physical
Fouling not getting called.
Scary if Celtics employ that strategy will it backfire?

Most refs blow their whistle because they have something to call. Marc Davis blows his whistle because he has to call something.

What did Marc Davis get on his IQ test?
Drool.

How can you tell the parquet floor is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of Marc Davis's mouth.

An ancient device for point-shaving! The classics never go out of style..

I just think if the NBA is worried about their popularity they should consider doing something about ref ball

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Orrrr

It’s the Davis show
No space to land does not apply

It was a reckless closeout by barlow that didn't give the shooter space to land but I guess the rules don't apply if you're playing against the Boston Celtics

I hope marc davis gets explosive diarrhea during the game so shit comes out of both ends

That was a clear missed foul by barlow frankly but if you dunk too hard you get a T.