And often 3rd/4th/Nth hand, from MODs (tracker music files). As a tracker in the 90's I got most of my samples by ripping them from other people's mod/ft2/it files, because every song contained its samples. Eventually all the Amiga sample disks ended up filtering to the DOS guys that way.
activate the tractor beam*
*the bottle of jim beam you keep in your tractor
Also one of the dudes who worked the security desk played a background Klingon in Star Trek V
Randomly remembering the vending machine at Fathom Studio that had a little seven-segment LED display reading (sequentially)
SELCOME FRIEND
ENJOY A
SNACK
Coworker and I would frequently "SELCOME" each other to our shared office.
Also outspoken racist!
sketchbook baybeee! (great work btw)
the lads at Gillette have gone too far!
keeping it polished too much of a chore
also, can't help but notice that you widened your stance and your head is auto-following me as I move around the room?
they should absolutely try to get Robinson to do some kind of recurring paranoid character
Loosely told, after Jones lost the lawsuit filed by the Sandy Hook families, he claimed Infowars was bankrupt in order to avoid paying the damages. The Onion got the families' blessing to buy the network's assets in bankruptcy and turn it into something good.
When my (cis) wife worked at a store doing bra fittings she was always really excited to give trans gals their first proper fitting and got a lot of referrals from The Community. It really sucks that you can't just assume you'll get that kind of reception. And some of the bitches she worked with ...
looks like every 11 year olds first attempt to draw an anime eye
looking forward to Tim Robinson becoming Tim Netflix
hey not to resurrect a ten day old thread but did u know that one of the heirs to the Glock fortune has a business selling Glock-branded horse semen?
Messing with the mentally unwell is probably not The Onion's goal, and his audience knows that this is happening anyway. Plus there are any number of human comedians who do great Jones impressions.
Plus-plus The Onion does not own Jones's likeness, and could be sued for using it.
The Onion (wisely) doesn't use AI. Why would you outsource the fun stuff to a computer?
a ballpoint pen doodle. It depicts a human from the neck up, wearing a VR headset designed with 1990's sci-fi styling cues. Above the headset, the person's brain is exposed, and there are several small probes or needles stuck into it.
Mondays always have me like
#sketchbook #ballpoint #doodle #bodyhorror
and Zendaya is meechee
up there with
"tried to take off my jacket in the car"
and
"the last step down was 1 inch taller than I was expecting"
y'all played Walking Simulator '26 yet? They added 2 new struts and a mosey!
it's almost like IQ testing is horse shit!
all of the guys who started techno in Detroit are 55 or 60+ at this point, and still shaking warehouses
Subaru website showing the model known as the Ascent
Always wondered what these smell like.
Is it a different scent every model year?
33 AD: dies on a cross trek
2026 AD: dies on a CrossTrek
The next time you're gifting somebody some fruit, make sure you've got the right website.
Turns out Oedipal Arrangements is a different thing entirely.
I imagine this feeding from a huge spool containing an unbroken, 1000 meter long spaghetti noodle.
sentences that make 3D artists sound insane: "I need to quadify these Doritos"
Rest In Bees.
Who's that guy that ... uhhhh, I think his name is like, Scapuloid? Patellacus?