Making another spreadsheet is never the answer.

You'll need an agent. I'll do it for 10% on the gross, and we can work out a special rate for the wine stuff. We can look at a run for pope too maybe.

Or was it a #miracle? Carry on at this rate and you'll be declared a saint by the time you get there.

"What I need is a fucking lobotomy" is something I just said to myself.

Kite! (I think?)

Google Gemini has just told me (about itself):

"don't trust a machine that is programmed to try and please you at the expense of the truth"

Ah, nice. I have been humming 'He who would valiant be' for much of the day.

Are you staying with Nuns and/or Monks?

No reply from an Podder. Obviously sex stuff.

*Optician’s voice*

“Strait of Hormuz, open or closed?”

“Open [pause] or closed?”

And what about now?

“Closed or open?”

Early start!

Now *that* would be a dream come true. Meals and calming drugs. I mean, come on!

STOP THIS

I'm just checking with my lawyers to see if this falls under the definition of Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

It's too many, Rob. But I am constrained by my fiscal headroom.

I intend to retire in 16 months' time. Final answer.

If we are having a new PM, my choice is either the pope or that NYC fella with the smile.

I have been Oat consuming for decades, but reading 'pudding rice' I am now laser focused on tins of Ambrosia at 6am. Possibly not what you were thinking.

Do I need to adopt rice for breakfast? Am I missing out? I think I am being influenced.

This is a message for Waitrose.

NO MORE ASKS FOR FEEDBACK ABOUT CABBAGE.

Peace & Love
Peace & Love

Love this. You don't mess about. Hope you post a lot of snaps through which I can live vicariously.

I've only heard that new Getdown Services track twice, but I'm full in.

Space 1999 theme on the radio. Very good.

Omg. Mortified.

A photo of a piece of toast with slices of cheese arranged upon on it.

I feel like this has De Stijl vibes (it is Gouda)

We're gonna need a bigger war...

Every day this week!

Your insurance premiums :-(

Tinned fish on toast is my recipe of the day.

Me getting on the bathroom scales

Waitrose have given me a 50p voucher for Arrow Root Powder.

Thank you Waitrose 🙏