Ok today I made one good step towards a complicated 5 step plan I got going on lmao

Blaze it 🍃💨

Her: can I... kiss you

Me: you want to kiss me?!

Just wrapped up a classic "coffee turned into 8 hr date" and was STILL questioning if she even likes me lmfao why am I so awkwarddd!!!!!

Do u ever feel

Not my building maintenence team thanking my cat for catching rats...

But how... to put together..

¿Qué tienes tuuuu qué no tenga yooooo?

Workplace break room is so nice when no one is around to judge you for kicking your feet up lol

Cant wait to nap in the sun later today im so tired & working out of spite for yesterday's failures smh

a group of people are standing in a field with their arms up ALT: a group of people are standing in a field with their arms up

Manifesting

Got 4 dates over the next 2 weeks will i end up yearning for any of them??? Find out next time on dbz

Her: lets get drinks sometime

Me: im free tomorrow night--

Her: I meant next friday

Me:

Bitches are SO tired after a long ass day but cant stop cheesing after a long ass hug w unattainable crush. Its me. Im bitches

Still living in it tho. We met up for lunch, ended up being a 2hr affair cause we always run long. She went out of her way to keep walking together. We hug goodbye, I go to pull away before it gets too awkward but she doesnt let go so I just leannnneeddd right back into it lol ughhhhh

Got a "you look good" and extra long hug *Marvin gave voice* this one way loveeee is just the fantasy

All my coworkers saw me looking nice for once and go "you seeing someone today?" Of course the answer is yes.

Gossip has me pissed off so bad ive been debating whether or not searching for a new job is worth it lmfao

assortment of pokeys

Girls who flirt by calling me cute are so lazy man... do I look like I want to be called cute???

I got to set up a better year ahead for myself lol

Boss giving me grief for leaving at 4pm today when I got in at 6:30am today & worked from 7am-6pm yesterday.... dont pmo...

irk🐬

カカシ先生

This is after an already perfect 10/10 Saturday morning & afternoon. Every dog has their day its true

Bruh... At the end of the night I was waiting for my ride & this angel appeared out of nowhere to ask for my number. I tried talking but said "im sorry I have the worst cotton mouth rn" and she was like "oh hold on" and dug an unopened water bottle out of her car. I fell in love right then & there

Perfect saturday today & no pictures to show

Tierra whack citizen of the year

Astrology is too good. I got transit Moon conjunct natal Venus withing 2 degrees as a cancer rising and things. Are. Certainly Happening