Wine and weed to start the day>>>

Everyone send some good vibes my way. Please and thank you💜

Y’all ain’t start out the day eating?🤔

Yes.

Sports bring nothing but pain.

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Now that I have a one year old let me tell ya: Every kid now has a name like Jaxson Dart. Both Jaxsons and Darts.

a man in a security uniform is making a funny face . ALT: a man in a security uniform is making a funny face .

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Reskeet a photo someone took of you that you don’t hate.

It was so egregious that I was *certain* it was an AI fake designed to embarrass Aubrey.

ChatGPT to the rescue😂

This is going to narrow down the list SO fast

🗣️AND THANK YOU

Just let me stay home and play music for people all day

Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.

24✊🏾

…1995

No I sleep with the TV on like God intended

Like can we get a crumb? A smidgen?

Did they need to save ALL the mf daylight ??

The Wizards are playing at MSG while I’m I’m New York and I’m not at the game?? I hate it here fr

Almost got stuck in NYC🥴

Remember to sit with your wins, no matter how small. You deserve to celebrate them.

Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver

I’ll report back soon🫡

We back

I should probably add some media huh?