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Posts by orca milf

Here or on the other place? I’m not getting DMs either way 🫠

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Ayo I am also in purgatory for something similar

8 months ago 1 0 1 0
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been digging this indie music player called vs code

8 months ago 8 0 0 0

Literally love these

9 months ago 4 0 0 0
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long time no post but we’re making breastmilk soap and also I’m 17 weeks pregnant with the surrogate babe!!!

9 months ago 3 0 0 1
a single blob of ricotta in the shape of a turd on an unfinished lasagna

a single blob of ricotta in the shape of a turd on an unfinished lasagna

i was trying to be efficient using a squeeze bottle to layer ricotta on my lasagna and now i have a ricotta turd…this is the gay agenda…this is the future the woke left wants

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

I’ve been offline the last few weeks due to some personal issues and live in a deep red area so this is the first I’ve heard of that, it is hopeful tho

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

not to be doomery but he’s publicly calling himself king and like no one is saying shit about it

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

“call your representatives!” man I’m stuck with both Ted Cruz AND Ronny Jackson please idk how much more I can take

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

We gotta start Luigin'

1 year ago 446 49 27 4
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i hate twitter bc why are the cum dumpster police so fucking pissy

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

sorry for not being active I’ve become important at work and am learning new skills

1 year ago 9 0 1 0

I have now finished all the published red rising series books and oh man do I have so many feelings

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

really cool how fucking stupid this country is 👍

1 year ago 115 10 3 1

one thing i’m always good at? being a hole

1 year ago 12 1 2 0

❤️❤️

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

the next four years I will experiencing a level of apathy I didn’t even know was possible

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Men don’t go off to war with their boyfriends enough anymore

1 year ago 6 1 0 0
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If I ever look this fugly in a government photo please take me to a farm upstate

1 year ago 3 0 1 0
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low key every, and I do mean every, person in the Supreme Court can choke on some gnarly smelly fucking balls. May yall always find a pube in your food. Nasty fucking bitches

1 year ago 6 0 0 0
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important life update: I learned how to do a lash lift and tint myself at home

1 year ago 44 0 2 0

good evening ppl in my phone I just spent two hours transferring my favorite fan fics onto my kindle WITH their cover art

1 year ago 13 0 0 0

was heading toward a menty b after stopping estrogen and starting high dose progesterone BUT I actually feel much better after having a buc-ee’s pulled pork sandwich

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

hey siri how do I raise my son to be prepared for the impending collapse of society due to racism and climate change without seeming crazy

1 year ago 8 0 1 0

nine times out of ten my initial response to any new is “why don’t we just kill these fucking guys” like I’ve graduated from apathy to a new level of seething and frustration

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

Not yet, any recommendations?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Yupp!

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

this is an amazing tip thank you so much

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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I’m loving every second of it!!!!

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Why the fuck did no one tell me that Ted Lasso was so fucking good?

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