guy who had to become fully fluent in spanish in order to unlock the true ending

they would solo goku with their voice btw

guy who trains their voice by fighting other people’s voices

guy who blocks the exit of the dungeon

guy who takes the cookie dough out of cookie dough ice cream to bake cookies

guy who has an extensive inventory of their kitchen cabinets stored on an incredibly large spreadsheet

guy who is so homophobic they can’t figure out how to beat undertale

guy who refuses to touch anything in a hotel room that doesn’t belong to them to keep the hotel from stealing their fingerprints

guy who mows their lawn by eating the grass

as of today, the account will be rebranded to “make out with a guy” where we post photos of guys making out. first post will be tomorrow.

guy who is drinking another quart of egg nog

guy who drank an entire quart of egg nog and is now regretting their decision

guy who accidentally split an atom when trying to use a cheese grater

guy who isn’t racist but the ghost possessing them is

Malcolm in the Middle

type “guy who” and then let your phone’s autocorrect complete the sentence

guy who said you can’t be the guy

guy who is incredibly invested in the akinator leaderboards

guy who transitions

guy whose voice transitions into a german accent whenever they’re lying

guy who is in a romantic relationship with their sleep paralysis demon who looks like a tumblr sexyman

guy whose fantasy weapon is a butter knife

guy who says that disney is gonna make club penguin 3

source: it came to them in a dream

guy who uses spongebob gifs to harass texans online

guy who accidentally put kasane teto on their page

Kasane Teto

guy who got banned from the competitive shitting tournament for using laxatives

guy who is trying to create an extreme version of twister involving bear traps and free ice cream

guy who made up their own battle pass to use as incentive to get stuff done around the house

guy who refuses to wear clothing that doesn’t have at least one cuss word on it