And the worst thing is that they were written so WELL!

Impossible!

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How do I have nearly 600 followers? I BARELY DO ANYTHING!?

Thank you all anyway!

Seriously though. Bad day. Bad vibes. But keep calm and carry on. Yeah?

Indeed. How about, instead, we talk turkeys?

Did you know that baby turkeys in captivity have to be taught how to drink water? Seriously! And do you know how they do it? They drop marbles into the water for them to peck at, so the babies can learn water is drinkable! Cause shiny!

Turkey facts.

Like Sarabi said. For real, Will. You're a good guy.

Yeah. :c

I was. I just don't know what to do here, other than vote. And tell others to do so.

Where do we even go from here? This is way over my head.

We'll need another Truman then.

I'll engage in it for you then!

Big bags of pepperoni, actually. Damn you, Hormel.

I see this, and Jack Nicholson's Joker hits me like a flashbang.

You're a better person than these assholes will ever be, Will. And I'm sorry this is happening to you. It ain't right.

Keep on getting on, my guy. You're doing good work.

Cow *what*?

Correct.

Fiend!

That sure does sound like one way to blueball the Doomsday Cult parts of coalition if it does happen.

Unsure if that's a good thing or not, considering the all-around context. But I could use the laugh.

DANG IT

*Cheers*

Wait.

HALO.

You play a white male with blue eyes who was made into a child soldier by an explicitly fascist government (to assassinate small space polity leadership), who then has to turn his skills to fighting aliens instead, making it all worth it.

You're a Spartan. That's very on the nose.

Seriously. What a bunch of joyless losers.

The 'Left Behind' series, written by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins? As well as the Movies/Books/Miniseries?

I wouldn't say that it has broad appeal. But, having been forced to read it as a young man, along with many other people I know, maybe it had more sway than I know?

Glad to see you, Sky.

The rail demands to be ridden.

Oh, god, was he messing with Adventure Time too!?

No! No!!

My childhood!

Sounds bad. But, well. Fuck it. We didn't start the fire.

Damn it, Billy Joel...

This do be one of those 'don't you just wanna go apeshit' moments in history, innit

I, personally, don't think he's annoying. To be fair, I'm not much of a poster. Or a poaster. I just watch most of the time. But, even if I *did* think that, I wouldn't say it. Why bring it up?

Posting bushido time. This man fights fascism He is my friend.

Some people have no priorities.