update: “ow ow ow please”

Willa had to give the cat a bath suddenly (don’t ask) and all i hear from the bathroom is running water, the most terrified meows, and “yeah, we’re gonna get through this together”.

aWOOga!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀

are these sleeper cell activation codes

PUT SOME 👏🏻PANTS 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT BABY👏🏻

gonna hold your hands when i say this, lovingly, pragmata is why we need more non-men doing reviews

My Year as the Killjoy Notes on Walking Away

For the record:

Life Is Strange: Reunion gives fans everything they want, and is worse off for it Life Is Strange: Reunion cares more about placating fans than giving this story and these characters the ending they deserve.

Reunion is the worst Life is Strange has ever been. But this is what you wanted.

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don’t mind me i’m just crying at work because the Astronauts on the Artemis want to name the bright spot on the moon they discovered after the commander on board’s late wife, minutes after going the farthest distance in space that humans have traveled.

not an april fools joke, Willa let me out of my cage

Emily Deschanel (sp?) gave the comedic performance of a generation in Bones. Sheldon WHO.

I’ve been home for 15 minutes…send help

"Lesbian knight game" 1348 Ex Voto isn't all that interested in lesbians The "lesbian knight game" fails its characters and audience by shallowly engaging with the queerness at the heart of the story.

For a game whose marketing and pre-release buzz revolved around being the "lesbian knight game," 1348 Ex Voto fails to engage with the queerness of its lead pair to such disastrous results that betray not only the characters but also the audience
willarowe.bearblog.dev/1348-ex-voto...

her writing is already like Alan Wake (bad!) 🥁🥁

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Of course the season of the bachelorette I was going to get back in on gets cancelled.

Now they SHOULD release the season, the view counts would be OFF THE CHARTS. the people WANT the mess! it’s why Andy Cohen invented reality TV!!!!

It’s Sports Day at work and I wore my old cheer top…she’s right here officers

I’m probably (clearly if you’ve read my work) the biggest believer in writing criticism of indie games like you would any game. The second we treat indies with kid gloves is the second you feed into the narrative they are less then AAA for some reason

I vote Milla Jovovich

maura got dickmatized iykyk

PINOCCHIO GAMEEEEE

Really amazing to be asked to write about a game I loved so much for bullet points. I called this piece Baby Steps: or the Modern Pinocchio while I drafted it lol. There is no merit to continuing our own suffering, Nate (and all of us) deserve compassion, most of all from himself.

Video games will never be art because Resident Evil isn’t allowed to be art.

my wife is begging me, “Please, you cannot have opinions on the Trolls movies”

I’m the best at what I do and what I do is write good video game reviews

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and i’ll do it again! 🥊🥊

just got assumed Kosher at work today.

“I didn’t offer you any of the food i brought in because i thought your were observant”

Alexa stop playing the Hits of Barbra Streisand at my desk

LOVE it when 2 gay man with a podcast thank Amber Glenn for being “a good ally and advocate”. It genuinely never crosses their mind that a woman might be an LGBTQ advocate because she is actually also a member of that community.