Abide With Me
Nearer, My God, To Thee

some extremely proud grandparents handing these out at church this morning lmao

We’re at Atlanta’s Best Wings, and they got “I’m N Luv (Wit A Stripper)” on the radio and Father Brown playing on TV.

Georgia is the greatest state in the union.

my brother-in-law and I are about to go eat a massive amount of chicken then go see the Ryan Gosling movie

For sure!

so proud of our friend! what a crazy debut!

Glory to God.

I'd wait a few days, there's no rush

they should have a ring on your AppleWatch to track how many movies you can watch while sitting at your desk all day

After his first 3 movies, I thought he was the chosen one. But a movie a year is not a good rhythm for him.

this hard as hell 🔥🔥🔥

war famously has nothing to do with morality.

tfw ur priest is soft on crime

asking the priest to sign my book of Enoch

Pitchfork headline: “Watch Geese Cover Justin Bieber's Baby at Coachella 2026”

This is called smothering and it’s a crime!!

it’s time.

You met me at a very orcish time in my life.

If there are a billion OONGKA fans, I’m one.

If there’s one OONGKA fan, I’m him.

If there are no OONGKA fans, I’m dead.

Yeah I’m not doing that

now THIS is posting

your daughter debriefing and gossiping with her other baby friends at Chili’s afterwards

also Angel Studios is distributing Andy Serkis’ animated film of Orwell’s Animal Farm, and it stars Seth Rogen????

what is going on?

we’re in the theater with our niece to see Mario, and they just showed a trailer for the Michael Jackson biopic????

the wife listening to me talk about maxing out my unarmed stats in Crimson Desert so I can suplex orcs and goblins to death while my tortie cat in a blue cape loots their bodies for copper and daggers.

I think I’m probably getting psyopped by the French, and I hate that, of course, but yeah

she did it. she caught the light.

all my homies hate joro spiders

Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting (TERMINUS EST)

What kind of fantasy are you into?

Dads and grads?

Or

Moms and proms?