It has suddenly dawned on the clever ones that the fruition of their dreams involves the absolute destruction of the nation...

And all the Intuit lobbyists should be hanged.

Grover Norquist should be artificially kept alive for a hundred billion years and forced to fill out baffling forms the whole time. That way he can pay back ordinary Americans for wasting our time and money by fluffing his billionaire masters.

Right? The devil takes advantage of them when they don't have their handlers...

It is a shame he couldn't, you know, teleport out of the desert...

Devil: You are traveling a desolate arid plain: pour out all of your water for love of me!

Trump official: Yes, Great Master! [pours out remaining water]

Trump official says he spoke to Satan and had dead girlfriend save him from car crash The official in President Donald Trump's administration who believes he teleported to a Waffle House is now having more of his supernatural stories revealed. CNN's KFILE reported Tuesday that high-ran...

Funny how the Trump official promptly and unquestioningly did what the devil requested... www.alternet.org/gregg-philli...

Maybe it is just the one asshole, but, if so, he is omnipresent: blowing through every single stoplight, driving on every sidewalk, and backing up down every one-way street.

It's the United States in 2026: the moment you step outside your small $3k/month rental apartment, you will be run over by an asshole in a Cadillac SUV. Only billionaires have healthcare that doesn't bankrupt them. The rest of the world is moving on from this....

Trump’s Billion-Dollar Bitcoin Blowout Exposed The president and his two sons pivoted to heavily investing in the volatile cryptocurrency market last year.

Holy cow! Turns out Bitcoin actually does have some social utility...
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

People say "TACO": Trump always chickens out; but it should actually be "TADWHAM": Trump always does what hurts America most.

Say, has anyone noticed that J.D. Vance is a eunuch owned and operated entirely by Peter Thiel?

The only guiding principle of modern American conservative thought is that Russia should be given suzerainty over the entire earth.

Opinion | Trump shrugs off an attack on U.S. lives. The reason has a name. The president is just not bothered by anything Vladimir Putin does.

Yes, because Trump serves Putin and cares about American lives and assets not at all:
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Sibyl: I hear echoes of the future yet to be--millions upon millions of voices calling out your name...

Trump: My followers!

Sibyl: Your victims...

Michael Flynn is a criminal traitor who works for Russia. The fact that Trump pardoned him and slathered him with millions of taxpayer dollars says all you need to know about who Trump really serves.

Former NYPD Chief Admits Giving 'Free Pass' to City Workers, Right Wing Allies - Streetsblog New York City NYPD cops ignore transgressions by drivers if they happen to be listeners of right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg, former police chief John Chell said.

NYPD needs to crack down on openly crooked nazi cops like John Chell (who collects $300k a year from the city, probably as a result of various fraud and abuse):
nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/03/25/f...

The fact that the world's most powerful man and the world's stupidest man are the same person is unnerving.

It's almost as if right-wing nutjobs already had their fave propaganda channels and CBS is just being destroyed by nazis for fun (like the Washington Post)...

Stock traders really loooove this non-existent peace deal. It makes you wonder what other non-existent things they are banking on....

Well, it looks like Trump's plans to distract from the Epstein files by raising the price of oil and lowering the Dow Jones are working...

Economist (noun): a quack pseudoprofessional who believes that crooked billionaires should be given everything (and economists should be generously remunerated for voicing this opinion).

If Trump is chickening out to Iran, is he still asking for $200 Billion for the war?

I guess we are still not officially acknowledging global warming, eh?

[Phoenix melts]

Wait...Venezuela is the world's ultimate baseball nation?

Senate Democrats Should Kill the Filibuster - The American Prospect Republicans are trying to ram through Trump’s latest attack on voting rights. If they have to abolish the filibuster to do it, fine.

End the stupid filibuster and enable Republican vote-rigging/poll taxes in order to save the Republic? The article makes it make sense:
prospect.org/2026/03/18/s...

Tennessee grandmother jailed after AI facial recognition error links her to fraud Angela Lipps spent nearly six months in jail after AI software linked her to a North Dakota bank fraud case

Here is our glorious AI future:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Mike Johnson should be played by the late great Ronald Lacey.

The nazi criminal Kristi Noem (aka "Concentration Camp Barbie") needs to pay back the 250 million dollars she stole from tax payers and then she needs to go to jail for life for arranging the murder or American citizens (as well as many other crimes).

In 2026, will you fall prey to measles, missiles, or misers?