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Posts by Derek Nordling

I don’t think my mom realizes I can see her turn on her do not disturb the second I text

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I can't believe 911 was 1,115 years ago

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Wish I had sexy friends like this who brought me life juice

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Every year, Hollywood releases hundreds of movies. This was one of them!

30 years ago today, a small cow-town puppet show became a small cow-town puppet feature length presentation with the release of "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie"!

Happy birthday #MST3K the movie!

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Tim Curry turned 80 today!

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David Rock Nelson vs Blood Sick Underground Film Festival
David Rock Nelson vs Blood Sick Underground Film Festival YouTube video by John Brennan

“Never Fingerbang a Wendigo” screened at Blood Sick Underground Film Festival. Amazing time and a phenomenal experience!

Met David “The Rock” Nelson. He’s been called the Ed Wood of the 90s & Beyond. I was so inspired by him that I made this short as soon as I got home: youtu.be/YYjkT5d0O6o?...

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The Adjudicated Rapist-in-Chief claims he could bring down the Papacy, the Vatican & the entire Catholic Church overnight.

Pope Leo: "The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants...
dragging that which is sacred into darkness & filth."

tRUMP: "I'm not a fan of Pope Leo."

#HappySundayToAll ✝️

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Class is in sesion! We are playing Secrets Of Strixhaven on today's Shuffle Up & Play!

Join @amytheamazonian.bsky.social, @headology.bsky.social, and Jesse for a lesson like no other: youtu.be/xUIOhEeKAPM

#MagicTheGathering

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I'm trying my best to stay positive. Some days, it's harder than others.

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@jimcam71.bsky.social Has 2026 gotten any easier for you? It's still been a full struggle ride for me. Lol

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Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks!

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F**k Your Dad | Game Grumps Animated
F**k Your Dad | Game Grumps Animated YouTube video by Neal Pizzini Animations

youtube.com/shorts/vLp1M...

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@cthulhu23.bsky.social saw this and thought of you.

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Eleven.

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Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

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Just a handsome boy, doing his best.

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The Columbo variation of the Hotline Bling meme.

In the top half of the frame, Peter Falk as Columbo turns his head away from the camera in disgust and holds up one hand dismissively, as if he's disapproving of the text next to him: "THE COMPLETE VERSION OF THE 1928 FILM THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC BEING DISCOVERED IN THE CLOSET OF A NORWEGIAN MENTAL HOSPITAL IN 1981
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In the bottom half of the frame, Peter Falk as Columbo looks towards the camera while smiling and holds up one hand with a pointer finger pointing approvingly, as if he's approving of the text next to him: "STAR FORCE: FUGITIVE ALIEN II, THE LOST MST3K EPISODE FROM ITS UHF TELEVISION DAYS AT KTMA-23, BEING DISCOVERED AT A MINNEAPOLIS GARAGE SALE IN 2026"

The Columbo variation of the Hotline Bling meme. In the top half of the frame, Peter Falk as Columbo turns his head away from the camera in disgust and holds up one hand dismissively, as if he's disapproving of the text next to him: "THE COMPLETE VERSION OF THE 1928 FILM THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC BEING DISCOVERED IN THE CLOSET OF A NORWEGIAN MENTAL HOSPITAL IN 1981 " In the bottom half of the frame, Peter Falk as Columbo looks towards the camera while smiling and holds up one hand with a pointer finger pointing approvingly, as if he's approving of the text next to him: "STAR FORCE: FUGITIVE ALIEN II, THE LOST MST3K EPISODE FROM ITS UHF TELEVISION DAYS AT KTMA-23, BEING DISCOVERED AT A MINNEAPOLIS GARAGE SALE IN 2026"

#MST3K

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I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

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It's got balls. It's got rusted nail. It's got dirty jock straps. All the things them manly men are into.

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Is that... a glory hole?

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It has been. Along with the service for my mom and just the other night, we canceled around $300 of subscriptions she had that my dad had no clue about.

On the plus side, while working on myself, I went to some TMNT Magic The Gathering prerelease events and have had a blast. I'm going again 2nite.

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I appreciate it. We've just finished up a month plus project of clearing out her offices that were packed with records and other stuff she was trying to sell on ebay. There's still so much more to do in other areas but at least my dad doesn't gave to keep paying for offices that aren't getting used.

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It's all right. Things have been bad. My mom died January 29th after an onset of her cancer and going on hospice for a month, and I'm going to be getting divorced. I've been moved out since mid-January, living in my dad's house again at 44. I've not been on lately because I've just been dealing.

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