jokic doing the toddler walk over to yank the ball away from ant lol

jokic and murray are both completely out of gas here

CJ and Jamal going off?

standing up in my living room going nuts like CJ’s still on the team

cj mccollum they could never make me
hate you

???

they have a former cop / corrections officer on Rip City Radio rn to talk blazers for some reason?? and now he’s just doing an ad for security systems?? what the hell is this bro lmao

ideally in a playoff situation you want to be seeing a bunch of infographics and headlines like “[THEIR STAR] sets franchise RECORD in playoffs” “[THEIR STAR] scores most points in a playoff debut since 1931” things of that nature

Tom Dundon reportedly making the team walk back to Portland for games 3 & 4

is it too late to borrow anfernee for a few games

this could have been a lot worse but it certainly highlights the fact that we more or less suck total shit and nobody on the team except the IDF guy actually does anything. good game tho

boink

wemby learned some acting at that monastery too huh

our all star: clanking free throws

their all star: setting the ball in the basket gently without jumping like he’s putting dishes away

probably not gonna drop $200 on playoff tickets after all actually. Upon further consideration

Pickling stuff

finishing through 4 guys get real bro. Get a life man honestly.

alright fuck you lmao

got em right where we want em (down 20, our lead scorer can’t pass, we have no other shooters on the roster, they have a nine foot tall generational talent who hasn’t even reached his final form)

swapped bars because the lady next to me was talking a lot about “stuff jews are good at” and i missed JG’s dunk :(

feels like scoot should be more heavily featured lol

deni do not pass the ball. i’m begging you. you do not have “passing” in your bag.

Tom Dundon inadvertently advancing womens sports equality by decades by trading for Caitlin Clark, a scorer he does not have to pay much

well we looked great for like four minutes lol

deni bro you have got to be shitting me with these passes

wait a sec — if Tim Duncan is courtside, who’s flying the Nebuchadnezzar??

Scoot futures 📈

scootrick