A “breakfast pack” of 8 lip balm flavors: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Puffs, Trix, Cookie Crisp, Lucky Charms, Honey Nut Cheerios, Franken Berry, and Count Chocula

Every day we drift closer to God’s light

Toad in the Hole of Human Bondage

Two banners: one with an arrow pointing toward Dunkin', and the other pointing toward SEPTA

This is what you're welcomed with upon arrival at Philly's train station. [chef's kiss]

Laminated quick reference guide titled "Business 101: The Art of War" all about applying Sun Tzu's teachings to the world of business strategy

incredible things are happening at the office depot

Store shelf at Poundland, where everything is £1. The item for sale is the Poundland "NOT EVERYTHING IS A POUND, INCLUDING THIS MUG, SO NOW WE CAN GIVE YOU THIS MASSIVE MUG!" extra large mug, RRP £2. The mug is discounted from £2 to £1

“Empty liquids here” disposal box at National Airport.

You know, I still think of the US as being a prudish culture but these new open-air urinals at DCA are really challenging my priors

Green always tryin to get in with the primary colors. Like we see you & you ain’t that slick

1-star customer service survey response to Shopify: "I asked about an XXL shirt and the bot suggested I try Small for a change."

How do AI boosters not just constantly die of terminal stupidity?

Protestant ska scans as totally unremarkable to me, but I have a sudden *need* to hear some Catholic ska. That's some freak shit

Resealable snack bag of “crunch on the go” Oops All Berries Cap’n Crunch

THIS COUNTRY USED TO FEAR GOD

Real talk though, Kofi Annan went on Sesame Street once and dude was so fkn awkward like "what am i doing here. what even is this shit"

[Mr. Whipple voice] please don't boof the bourguignon

google search result for "quokkas." The AI result thing says "People also ask, What is a dark fact about quokkas?"

the fuck

Yankee Candle's "Man Town" scented candle.

this should be a doritos flavor

had a dream the other night that beyonce released a prog rock album. just meandering 17-minute sonic grooves

AGI is not real, but I hope and pray that LLMs have the capacity to feel pain

Google search for "alf dong." An AI search summary gives the following response: "ALF DONG" most likely refers to converting the cryptocurrency ALF (AlfProtocol/ALF Token) to the Vietnamese Dong (VND), a common crypto trading query.

it's really a shame what AI summaries are doing to internet culture

Meme based on The Office's "They're the same picture" gag, using Igor's terrifying flattened face album cover and a "Wall of Flesh" card from Magic: The Gathering.

Is Werner Herzog on Cameo? Because I really need to hear him do a dramatic reading of the lyrics to The Christmas Song.

“Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight“ would be worth the price of admission on its own

Sign on a dentist’s office: “NEW PATIENTS! FREE WHITENING WITH FIRST VISIT”

This dentist office will legit turn u white for free

If you see this, post a random image from your device

the life that thick thighs save may be your own

I believe so. It's a still from There's Something About Mary.

If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

This is the face of a regionally specific demon of European folklore who comes to your home and takes your firstborn if you don't have any suet or lard to feed him

brb gonna embroider EAT MY FAT HAIRY TURDS, SEAN DUFFY on a snuggie

spicy random number generator

i bet his flopsweat looks like movie theater butter