Their sports coverage is unbeatable

I'll do it. I'm calling it! YES WINS!

The standings are rigged.

Bunzell Washington, wild suburban Bunny

Miri the shorkie - all 5lbs of her.

On our morning walks, my tiny shorkie and I often meet this wild bunny (who I have dubbed Bunzell Washington) - we can usually get as close as about 5ft away before everybody gets spooked.

Nachus - The joy we get from the achievements of our children

Skyhook was unstoppable

It's California!

I tried to return my pet predator fish to the wild, but the others are shunning him. He's a piranha pariah.

My daughter the biologist is agonizing over whether to go to grad school at a prestigious Midwestern school or a slightly less prestigious school in the University of California system and i am resisting the urge to just say "AHHHHHHHHH! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!"

Please send help.

If you're feeling at a loss, I'll send you 30 or 40 of mine.

Well, if inflation hits 7% and real growth is -1%, you can have 6% headline growth, so...

There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Iluvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made.

I think a life spent illuminating a single engineering schematic is a life well lived.

You are definitely underselling this. Moar Burbunn!

Does she not know that she has NO chance with the GOP? And I mean NO chance.

D'Angelis

As my old friend Perry D'Angrelis used to say, primate always beats bird - beak flip wins every time.

Bring those fuckers ON.

(No, YOU have had an indeterminate number of tequila shots already tonight. )

Child.

I'm sorry but velociraptors are bullshit turkey-sized dinosaurs played up by Jurassic Park. We all know that T-rex is the best dinosaur and the best 60s guitar-centric music and don't even - just DON'T EVEN- try.

Drop your crime fighting catholics:

The secret is to kill the ones who are likely to give you low scores.

I have gambled, but very quickly the excitement faded... knowing the highest probability action in any situation but also knowing I was on the wrong side of the odds made it feel boring and stupid.

Forechecking in the neutral zone, John. Forechecking in the neutral zone!

Char Siu Pork.

Look, I made Char Siu Pork, so just deal with it.

Time lapse video, please.

How DARE you!

Can I say something vile just to see the cuneiform response? You've got me curious now.

Is there enough room in there to hang a fat piece of shit? Asking for a few million friends.