At this time, clowns are encouraged to slip their red noses into an oversized pocket while staring into the middle distance. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Be advised that clowning has been reported in clusters throughout the region. Clowns are encouraged to gently honk their noses while nodding solemnly.
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two geese wearing clown noses, dressed as ed and stede from ofmd. behind them is a whole crew of goslings honking, also wearing clown noses. they're dressed as izzy, buttons, lucius, black pete, auntie, zheng, oluwande, jim, archie, frenchie, wee john, roach, fang, ivan, the swede, and spanish jackie.
honk it through
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
For posterity, a cameo from our captain 🫡 🤡 #HonkItThroughAsACrew
www.cameo.com/recipient/65...
Yes, we shared it back on Twitter! But we’ll share again now so folks can see 🤡
Clowns may notice a sudden chill in the air due to the flapping of goose wings from unseen clouds above. Please remain vigilant. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Clowns may have witnessed cloud formations in the shape of silly geese near their locations. Be advised that honk storms may be imminent. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
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Clowns are advised that honky conditions may lead to excessive clowning in their vicinity. Please warm up your clown cars as able. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Our honkologists will take that under advisement!
Clowns are advised that miscellaneous honkery overnight may have contributed to clown clouds throughout the day. Please bring a tiny umbrella when moving about the area. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Intermittent honks have been reported through the afternoon and early evening. Clowns are encouraged to keep their red noses polished and ready. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Clowns may be called to dust off their noses and polish their honking implements. Please be sure to clear the vicinity of tripping hazards should a little dance be required. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
“Today” can be roughly translated as “HONK!” in the ancient language of geese. Clowns should anticipate surges of honking at their location throughout the day and well into the night. Remain vigilant.
Screenshot of a digital crossword puzzle. Clue is "honking collective," answer is typed in as "Our Flag Fandom."
Seems legit.
#NeverStopClowning
#LongLiveOFMD
We predict high levels of clowning in the afternoon followed by temperate honking this evening. Clowns are encouraged to practice their honking technique throughout the day.
The new year has brought a honk front of unprecedented clownery. Clowns are advised to position their red noses for maximum honks at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew